Worked at a nightclub and my favorite was a dude dressed as a giant fucking piece of bread. It was the most inconvenient, oversized fucking costume to bring to a nightclub, but alas they sweat their way through the night towering above the crowd, as a giant slice of bread. Lol
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He was in bread as it were
A gender-bent Sailor Moon entourage, all bearded and bulky in their amazing mini skirts and heels looking fabulous, with a female Tuxedo Mask leading them
In college a buddy of mine went as "that bad dream where you forgot to wear pants" and had a nice dress shirt and blazer coupled with tighty whities hidden underneath an oversize pair of boxer shorts. Also dress socks and shoes. Was a well recieved costume.
There were like a dozen guys all dressed as Monarch henchmen from Venture Bros.
Squad goals
That isn't just funny, that's dedication.
21 and 24 would be proud.
Was Russian Guyovitch there?
Not that I saw, but he's a sneaky guy I hear.
My friend one year dressed up as identity theft. She had a stack of those "My name is: stickers and people could write down their names and she would stick them to her coat. lol
I did them prefilled out one year and covered myself in them to go as an identity crisis.
Guy at a party had a bunch of cut up cerial boxes tied around him, some with knives in them. He was a cerial killer.
*cereal *serial
Ha that's great!
A big middle-aged dude, beard and all, dressed as a bumblebee. Not the Transformers character, the actual bee.
Also doubles as a Jerry Seinfeld costume.
This was a long time ago, so I don't remember the exact details, but...
A couple went as a pair of penguins. And they had a half-dozen friends dress up as National Geographic photographers, following them around.
(Oh, this was probably when March of the Penguins had just been released.)
I was once wearing a white t-shirt underneath a clear waste paper bag filled with paper waste. I was going as white trash
That guy and his entourage in Shibuya every year dressed as Xi Jinping.
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My husband put a potato on a rope around his neck so that it hung right around his crotch. He was a dictator.
This one is my favorite lol
My personal favorite is the spider costume for dogs.
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The vocalist of cattle decapitation went as a YouTube video. He walked around with a massive white border saying in the video title. How to do pig squeal vocals. His name was Bobby Br00tal.
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XD I forgot about these videos! They're so funny
A kid showed up last night, wearing a cardboard box on his head, with a single green led light in it. I have no idea what he was supposed to be. (A security camera? Gort from "Day the Earth Stood Still?") He got candy though. It's the effort that counts.
Worked with a guy once who went dressed in a big cardboard box covered in wrapping paper, with a big bow tied on the outside. There was a tag attached to the outside of the box. The tag read βTo: Women, From: Godβ.
The priest one that has a small child attached at the waist. I have a sick sense of humour
I had a coworker wear a cardboard sign that said "Nudist on strike" once. I loved the simplicity.