If I said I was supreme leader because I’m in the computer they would think I was mad they would put me away

Excellent reference!

I use it with a lot of caution and mostly to solve tiny problems. So I atomize the issue I’m trying to solve. Though I never copy the code but use it to push me in the right direction when I’m stuck. I always assume the code isn’t correct or is outdated. It’s like pair programming with someone who has very generalized knowledge of programming and not specialized knowledge. They will not solve the problem but can give you a clue to solve it yourself.

Honestly, i dont understand how other devs are using LLMs for programming. The fucking thing just gaslights you into random made up shit.

I tried as a test to give it a madeup problem. I mean, it could be a real problem. But i made it up to try. And it went "ah yes. This is actually a classic problem in (library name) version 4. What you did wrong is you used (function name) instead of the new (new function name). Here is the fixed code: "

And all of it was just made up. The function did still exist in that version and the new function it told me was completely made up. It has zero idea of what the fuck its doing. And if you tell it its wrong, it goes "oh my bad, you're right hahaha. Function (old function name) still exists in version 4. Here is the fixed code:"

And again it made shit up. It is absolutely useless and i don't understand how people use it to make anything besides the most basic "hello world" type of shit.

Often it also just gives you the same code over and over. Acting like it changed it and fixed it. But its the exact same as the response before it.

I do admit LLMs can be nice to brainstorm ideas with. But write code? It has zero idea of what its doing and is just copy pasting shit from its training data and gaslighting you into thinking it made it up itself and that its correct.

What's currently pickling my noggin is how I've been seeing "new model smashes benchmarks by an unexpectedly huge factor" headlines every month for the last two years, and yet somehow no matter how many models suddenly score 99% on tasks that they used to score 20% for, I've not actually found the damn thing any more helpful or reliable than it was in 2023 for anything real-world. I'm starting to think all these supposed breakthroughs they keep having are being hugely overstated.

I've found them useful for very broad level stuff (e.g. asking "I'm trying to do X in programming language Y, are there any libraries for that and can you give me an example"). Copilot has been good at giving me broad guesses at why my stuff isn't working.

But you have to be very careful with any code they spit out. And they sometimes suggest some really stupid stuff. (Don't know how to set up a C/C++ build environment for some library on Windows? Don't worry, the AI is even more confused than you are.)

Yeah, they can be useful, but not in the way that the snake oil salesmen would like you to believe. Code completion suggestions are kind of a wash: often close but needing corrections, to the point where it’s easier to just write it myself. Vibe coding really only works for basic, already-solved problems. Many kinds of code changes take such a level of precision or so many back-and-fourths with the AI that it’s more efficient to describe the logic in a programming language than in English. But AI can help with large repetitive tasks, though. Use it like a refactoring tool, but for refactorings not offered by your normal tooling. It’ll get you close, then you put the final touches on yourself.

I do, but not for writing code. I use them when I can't think of a name for something. LLMs are pretty good at naming things. Probably not that good with cache invalidation though...

They are extremely useful for software development. My personal choice is locally running qwen3 used through AI assistant in JetBrains IDEs (in offline mode). Here is what qwen3 is really good at:

• Writing unit tests. The result is not necessarily perfect, but it handles test setup and descriptions really well, and these two take the most time. Fixing some broken asserts takes a minute or two.
• Writing good commit messages based on actual code changes. It is a good practice to make atomic commits while working on a task and coming up with commit messages every 10-30 minutes is just depressing after a while.
• Generating boilerplate code. You should definitely use templates and code generators, but it's not always possible. Well, Qwen is always there to help!
• Inline documentation. It usually generates decent XDoc comments based on your function/method code. It's a really helpful starting point for library developers.
• It provides auto-complete on steroids and can complete not only the next "word", but the whole line or even multiple lines of code based on your existing code base. It gets especially helpful when doing data transformations.

What it is not good at:

• Doing programming for you. If you ask LLM to create code from scratch for you, it's no different than copy pasting random bullshit from Stack Overflow.
• Working on slow machines - a good LLM requires at least a high end desktop GPU like RTX5080/5090. If you don't have such a GPU, you'll have to rely on a cloud based solution, which can cost a lot and raises a lot of questions about privacy, security and compliance.

LLM is a tool in your arsenal, just like other tools like IDEs, CI/CD, test runners, etc. And you need to learn how to use all these tools effectively. LLMs are really great at detecting patterns, so if you feed them some code and ask them to do something new with it based on patterns inside, you'll get great results. But if you ask for random shit, you'll get random shit.

It's a more-effective search engine in a lot of cases.

What I like about AI is how it is much better at identifying my issue vs. neurodivergent people on the internet.

I used them on some projects but it feels like copilot is still the best application of the tech and even that is very ummm hit or miss.

Writing whole parts of the application using AI usually led to errors that I needed to debug and coding style and syntax were all over the place. Everything has to be thoroughly reviewed all the time and sometimes the AI codes itself into a dead end and needs to be stopped.

Unfortunately I think this will lead to small businesses vibe coding some kind of solution in AI and then resorting to real people to debug whatever garbage they „coded“ which will create a lot of unpleasant work for devs.

Bro you just need the right vibe bro. Vibe coding 4 lyfe /s

I use them for work and wouldnt want to be with out them, but in the same way that i wouldnt want to be without my IDE, and internet connection, and/or a manual.

Where i find it shines is as a rubber duck. It helps me consider other approaches that I might not have thought of alone. I also think it shines in the situation where you kind of know what you need, but arent deeply familiar with the concept enough to know where to begin a search.

If you dont know anything about how to do something, its way better than a search. If you do know how something works though, its clear how wrong AI can be.

TL;DR: its an excellent little buddy to act as an assistant, but it aint got the chops to do the real work on its own.

Good at solving small, focused problems, like troubleshooting the trash fire that is tsconfig.json

The saddest part is the devs that aggressively use AI will probably keep their jobs, vs the "Non-AI" devs. I still acknowledge there "IS" a use for LLMs but we already have been losing humanity, especially in the states rapidly for a decade now, I don't wanna lose more.

I find them quite useful, in some circumstances. I once went from very little Haskell knowledge to knowing how to use cabal, talk to a database and build a REST API with the help of an AI (I've done analogous things in Java before, but never in Haskell). This is my favourite example and for this kind of introduction I think it's very good. And maybe half of the time it's at least able to poke me in the right direction for new problems.

Copilot-like AI which just produces auto-complete is very useful to me, often writing exactly what I want to do for some repetitive tasks. Testing in particular. Just take everything it outputs with great scepticism and it's pretty useful.

The working class is SO selfish

On the other hand I can now do things I couldn't before, so it's a double edged shotgun.

And a competent human dishwasher gets a better clean than a machine. That's not going to stop their adoption. They will just keep some fraction of the workforce previously performing a given task to check answers.

Being right just half a time is much better than most people can do.

The real question is, what is its actual purpose? A parlor trick by the imperialist. I am not scared of AI...I fart on AI. I want less now a daze. Hype up dez nutz. I can't wait to see this anti worker abusive tactic bubble to fucking POP. But some believe in angels and blind their eyes with the rays of the sun.

Also, hire someone who dropped out of school and got a chatbot to lie on their resume.

Are we talking about COBOL?

Does that mean we’re all exempt workers if we’re all managers

Yeah and it's waaay too small for that fish bro