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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 71 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

If periods are so terrible then why do women keep having them. Checkmate, liberals.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Yes. All of them should stop. It would solve everything.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If they're not so bad why don't you have one.

C'mon chicken, show me the red. bawk Bawk bawwwwkkk

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago

who says i don't

[–] SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 111 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I have seen the aftermath from when someone rolled her foot in platform heels. (I was nearby, but didn't see her foot go perpendicular to her leg like I heard about afterwards.) It was many years ago and I don't think of it often, but I don't recall ever buying any kind of platform shoe ever again after that.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago

"Should I take my heels off?" "NOooOoo"

Goodness you can hear it snap

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They don't have ankles. They don't have testicles. They are missing a bunch of ribs. They don't fart. They don't even have a Y chromosome. At a certain point, it's probably easier to list the things they do have.

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

They don't poop but they do fart (butterflies)

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

I'm a girl and I did this bad enough to break my ankle. Yeah it hurt

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 24 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I once rolled my ankle but in the most perfect way in which instead of pain, it was the most pleasurable "bone popping" I've ever had in my life. All those tiny ankle bone just popped like satisfying bubble wrap that you just grabbed and popped a bunch, it was so satisfying I was dazed for like a solid minute or 2.

I have spent 15 years trying to do it again to no success :(

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I’ve been blessed with an incredibly pop susceptible body. Ankles, toes, wrists, knuckles, neck, back, the odd elbow or knee pop here and there. My neck is so loud that I was watching Dune in IMAX with my boyfriend and he heard it over the subwoofers. It’s very satisfying.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Popping my sternum in public is the highlight of existing some days. It’s loud, and alarming.

I learned I could do it a decade back but it takes a super specific position that took me many more years to work out so I could do it on demand. Feels amazing.

My hyper-flexibility is probably to blame for it, but it’s super fun :)

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I can do most things reliably except for the ankles, but I've long since lost my ability to easily do my back and neck

And it'll happen to you to meme

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I used to force my neck, but I stopped doing that a while ago. In my 30s now so we’ll see how long it lasts. I can also pop my lower back by clenching my buttocks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

I'm also a cracker in my 30s and still role the dice with neck cracks, but sometimes I chase the dragon too long and end up hurting myself :/

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

Ok that's a new one, never heard of a butt clench back pop.

I can do pretty much every joint aside from hips and elbows. The loudest are my messed up shoulders from when I used to swim competitively. I've had multiple doctors tell me it's the loudest shoulder pop they've ever heard.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 18 hours ago

Not only do I have an increased range of motion, but I (very recently learned) that an old injury is causing spinal stenosis – my spinal canal is narrowing due to bone overgrowth on my vertebrae. (Car accident. I was rear ended.)

About 20 years ago a chiropractor popped my neck by twisting it, and it so freaked him out that he leapt back from the table and did the heebie jeebie dance.
He told me to never let a chiropractor pop my neck by twisting it ever again.
Reasonably certain I could kill myself showing off doing yoga, like in that Dead Like Me episode.

[–] ludrol 8 points 18 hours ago

I won/lost gene lotery. I can twist my ankle like that without permanent damage but I can't lift more than 20kg in a squat.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

To most people good morning, most people,but to everyone who advertises on iheart radio please roll your ankle

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't mind the ads as much as I mind the company.

How do you keep making your app worse?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I just have an unlimited amount of hate for all the trash podcasts that get advertised during the breaks of btb, it could happen here and hood politics

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Pay for Cool Zone Media. I have no qualms supporting their work, even if most of what I listed to is the work of the Honorable Doctor Reverend Robert Evans.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm not against supporting them but paying to remove ads feels like losing like youtube red, happy to send money to JorDan at knowledge fight and they don't even have ads

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

God I have rolled my ankle a shit ton doing physical activities and simply walking, to the point both feet have rolled several times, and to the point where I needed physical therapy. I am fucked on uneven terrain, and even when walking in my house on kitchen tiled floor I have rolled and tripped.

Physical therapy at least made it so it doesn't hurt anymore when I roll, and I'm not out of commission for the next hour.

I'm not even of legal drinking age, I'll probably die by falling down the stairs at 50 or smth.

[–] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

Are you able to wear hi-top sneakers or boots? I used to roll my ankles a lot so I started wearing both and it happens less. When it does happen, it doesn't hurt nearly as much

[–] urquell@lemm.ee 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have and it has been hurting since February

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago

If possible go have it looked at. I did this 4 years ago and it still hurts. Please don't be me.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I ripped my 5th metatarsal off rolling my ankle like this, my foot is a Picasso painting now.

So that’s cool

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is that a fancy word for toe?!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Metatarsals are bones in your feet, they’re numbered.

The 5th is the outermost.

Theres a tendon that attaches in that area and when my foot fell off the skateboard while landing a kickflip I pogo sticked on the side of my foot and the tendon and bone had an argument about who was stronger … and I guess I got some strong ass tendons

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I broke one of the small ones in the middle/ outside of my foot while simply stepping one step off my porch. The Doctor called it the cuboid bone, he asked how I did it . I told him "I stepped off the porch and heard a snap like a twig from my foot". He got pretty upset and said " look man just tell me how it really happened! ". I told him again and he said there is no way thats what happened. He wrote me a perscription for hydrocodon. I took two days off work, drank 40's, mixed the hydros with xanax and M box 30's that I already had and had a nice few days

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Did you put it back?! Do you walk? Balance issues?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wore a cast for a while. It healed.

2 decades later and I have a slight gait imbalance and the leg it happened to is slightly stronger (I can tell during squats) from accommodating that.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 4 hours ago

So glad you recovered fully from your internal de-toe-itation event!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Oh, as a kid I was skiing with my dad, and saw the bottom side of a ski, was that good enough?

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 22 hours ago

I walk like that sometimes...

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

As far as I can remember, this has never happened to me, but to my mother and sisters...

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 14 hours ago

Okay I'm going to put this out there. I've never birthed a child but I can be certain that the birthing process doesn't hold a candle to the monkey claw I experience after eating a bean burrito loaded with jalapenos and mole. I don't think even an epidural could ameliorate that level of dire suffering.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org -1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But honestly, if there was a way to objectively measure pain, I'd like to compare it to a kick in the balls.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Boys get kicked in the balls every month, can confirm

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Then stop doing it, it's not nice.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

Used to know a guy that had like some weird fetish for that. Was drinking with him and a few friends and out of the blue he tells me to kick him in the balls. I refused, as did my girlfriend. He asked another girl we were drinking with to do it; she obliged. I swear he went into the fetal position before hitting the ground!