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[-] remer@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Japan: The 27 athletes, spread across the two Boeing 737-800 planes, weighed an average of 264 pounds.

America: Hold my beer.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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