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[–] Una@europe.pub 101 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Good ending: they both were looking for friends outside of relationship

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Better ending: they found their third

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Best ending: they both found out they weren't happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This bestest ending has levels of sadness. You made me sad. You ruined it.

Please say you are sorry so I can go pick up my new (used) car with good vibes only

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Is it not about two ever expanding polycules, recruiting more and members, slowly becoming the most powerful factions in the world?

I’ll say sorry, but through our Tinder profiles.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Eh, doubt that would be better. Among the Ethically Non-Monogmous, couples looking for a third are considered the worst. They're invariably looking for a woman to play out the guy's MFF fantasy. She might be OK with it as a birthday present for him or whatever, but it's not something she'd choose to do otherwise. If they do manage to find someone, it often doesn't go well.

I think these couples need to put some cash aside and find an escort.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

"looking for a woman to play out the guy's MFF fantasy"

Sometimes the driving force is a bi-curious woman. What usually happens is that the boyfriend agrees to it because he sees a MDF threesome as being hot, and sapphic love as being less real or serious. Then he freaks out during/after the hookup because of insecurity he feels when seeing his girlfriend enthusiastically making out with a woman. I've learned the unpleasant way that it's no fun to be unicorn hunted.

The worst part is when they try to hide what they're doing. I once only found out a woman had a boyfriend and that they were looking for a MFF threesome on the third date. Trying to hide their intentions is gross because it shows they have some awareness of how people don't like being instrumentalised in this way.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago

Great ending:

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite song

So while she lay there sleepin'
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin' love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kinda mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

Yes, I like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh, it's you"
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew"

"That you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"

If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

Yes, I like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

My friend was also looking for friends on Tinder. Now he's divorced.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Twist: they are actually in a polycule.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

In my case, yes, I was much more desperate for gaming buddies.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 66 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

“Do you like piña coladas?”

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 14 points 5 days ago

In the pouring rain?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 4 days ago

Dish is a revenge best taken out. Or something.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 29 points 4 days ago

I was just about to say. Figured it was bait but glad to see it was a joke.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She’s probably a Nurse who drives a Nissan Altima and cheats on everyone of her BF’s. Like a typical nurse.

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

I see an Altima, I give them their space. Not trying to have my car missing a bumper too.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist: they look for dates on LinkedIn

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

LinkedIn and dating sites are hilarious juxtaposition - the opposite people are looking for each other and want to avoid the seekers on each site.