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[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

Definitely 2.

[–] shatteredsword@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Handle of 5 with any other head 😭

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago
[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

[–] bluegreenwookie 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 3 points 1 hour ago

3 or 2-with-5's-handle

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 22 minutes ago
[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 hours ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[–] farsinuce@feddit.dk 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago
  1. Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Number 1, just because I have small hands.

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

[–] epique@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

1 and if we're being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

How thick are they?

[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 23 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

It's 2 and it ain't even close

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They are all good since they are all single extruded so no food remains getting in between the metal part and the plastic/wood/other

Though, we could argue that 1. is better that the others for the easy grip due to its in-curved handle. Or that its diametrical opposite, number 5. Is the best thanks to its filleted handle making it easier to hold in the case of the food scooped by it not being very hard.

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But only 2 and 5 look post processed after extrusion to remove sharp edges, while the others don't. I have cheap cutlery like this and I don't like the feel.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

That's true

  1. has that large bolge at the end and is very thin where the gripping takes places making it feel weird in the hand

So it looks like 5. wins this contest

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 1 points 43 minutes ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] techfox@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

2, but I feel like none is good enough. Or sturdy enough. I need 2, but thicker body

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Some of y'all don't know about the yogurt test and it shows! 4 is the only correct answer.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
  1. But I'd still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3. All the others are a sin.

Edi: I must agree with others though, that the handle of 3 is very bad. Still, the shape of the head is more important to me.

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 hours ago

Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 hours ago

2 because the wider handle is much more comfortable to hold

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago
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