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[–] truite@jlai.lu 1 points 14 minutes ago

How can people chose without weighing them?

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.

https://www.victorinox.com/de-DE/Produkte/Haushalts--und-Berufsmesser/Besteck/Classic-Besteck-12-teilig/p/6.7233.12

[–] hlmw@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf, that has plastic handles?!😬

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

You haven’t seen that before? It’s not that uncommon. The handles give a really nice, secure grip. It’s also perfectly safe for the dishwasher, doesn’t fade, doesn’t deteriorate, etc. We’ve had ours since the early 2010’s and they still look brand new.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They all lack thickness but 2

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why are they all so flat?!

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

For the Neurodivergent fork benders.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 12 hours ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts

[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

God damn that fork better chill 🥵

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

That's actually a pretty nice fork.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago

This is the only correct answer

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago

Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

#2

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork

[–] MechanicalJester@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago
[–] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 9 points 19 hours ago

2 is best. 5 is tolerable.

[–] solarvetica@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)

[–] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

I've never been offended like this in my entire life. This goes beyond a mere difference in opinions, it's like we're disagreeing on the shape of a sphere

[–] ianmacd@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 20 hours ago

Number 2, obviously.

[–] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago
  1. Small forks go faster.
[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Definitely 2.

[–] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 9 points 20 hours ago
[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

I dont like any of them :(

[–] shatteredsword@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Handle of 5 with any other head 😭

[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It's 2 and it ain't even close

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[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 9 points 22 hours ago

3 or 2-with-5's-handle

[–] CuteLuciii@feddit.org 1 points 13 hours ago

For me it's 5 times the same fork 🤔

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
  1. Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Everyone is busily selecting a fork, and I'm trying to figure out if the apostrophe was an intentional troll ..

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago
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