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I'm not confident the nurse was wrong!

You didn't read them in the car on the way home?

You're taking the utterings of keyboard warriors as reflective of reality?

GURPS has a specific disadvantage that is essentially this.

...I think that might be less far-fetched. After all, our black VP is competing for her next job with a guy who's a few oranges short of a basket....

That's not what I've seen. The stories I'm familiar with usually involve defending those things where they already exist, not establishing them. Even in cases where that needs established, as often as not, they're usually protecting someone else who embodies that ideal.

I'm sure there are stories similar to what you've described, but I don't see that in the stories I'm familiar with.

It’s always seemed strange to me that earth never made any sort of meaningfull technological progress despite having access to a galaxy full of new tech.

This actually seemed reasonable to me - if alien tech is anything like ours, we lack the parts to make the parts to make the parts to make the tech, so we can't mass produce any of it yet. And we're a bit of a backwater - what resources we do have of galactic interest (vibranium, maybe?) isn't for sale. So we make do with what scraps do find their way to earth.

Stories don't need to be told, humans need to tell stories. That's what makes us human, and is how we spread ideas like honor, justice, and even civilization itself.

Hero stories reinforce all of these ideas, and others besides.

I don't think it's bullying, because bullying involves tormenting them - finding what they react negatively to, and pushing on that. Here, you're letting them know that there's something you need them to do before you're comfortable playing with them. You might think of it as modelling how to protect your own bodily autonomy!

For me, when my kids were going through that, I'd say something like "Ack! Don't touch me with poo hands! Go wash first, then you can climb on me!" It'd generally get a giggle, then they'd go finish washing up. You'll want to pay attention to their reaction whatever you do, but if you make it clear they're still welcome to play, I don't see how it could be bullying.

...how kid friendly? Haven't been able to introduce my kids to his stuff yet!

I want a horror movie where some of the heroes are genre-savvy, Practical Guide to Evil style. I picture it starting as a horror, and shifting into a kind of heist storyline

I certainly hope that happens. But it's not a reliable enough consequence to justify the currently low level of fines, which was how I read your earlier comment.