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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago

Isn't it weird he's married with a child

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm at "boneless wings" but we don't have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 13 hours ago

"I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, Communism has never looked so good.

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

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[–] Microw@lemm.ee 95 points 1 day ago (31 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.

Reminder that Nick is Australian.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

You should give his Wikipedia page a browse. It's wild.

This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It's me, I'm the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)

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[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (11 children)

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

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