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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As if you guys would have made different choices

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'd marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and... ahh, damn... guess I gotta take one for the team...

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 21 points 11 hours ago
[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 98 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

This is fucking genius.

Love it

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I feel I'm missing something then. Anyone care to explain? (I know about the couch thing, that its his wife in the middle, and that the pope died after he visited him).

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This joke is in the context of the game fuck marry kill (I’ve also heard it as kiss kill marry)

Basically it’s a fun social game (highly dependent on your group) of who’d you have a one stand with, who’d be your better half, and who’d you’d erase from existence

TLDR, it’s from a social game

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

So is that “fuck” or “marry” for this one? Unless you mean “love to death,” in which case is this a “kill” for you?

[–] Feelfold@lemm.ee 13 points 13 hours ago

If the couch was brown the answers would be way different.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 49 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I would nominate this for this year's meme awards.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That would be a fun thing to have. Monthly or whatever meme awards

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody thought about that earlier? We should do an instance about it or something. I'd do it, but after 2 years I still don't know how the fediverse works.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's easy to set up. We could team up. I'll do the comm if you want to help put together the posts.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 38 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

I'm surprised I don't hear more about his wife.

Why don't we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 7 points 7 hours ago
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

She's a beard. He's really Peter Theil's fuckboy, and everybody knows it, but they pretend they don't, so nobody wants to ask too many questions.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 55 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Because his true love is the couch. He actually killed the pope, because he wouldn't let him marry the couch.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

vance was granted a one-time touch of death by thiel to use on the pope.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Usha Vance to Kamala Harris: "See this babe, you can't get into the White House on your own. You gotta ride some hillbilly dick for that."

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

a hillbilly who has better makeup.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

What a pretty beard in the middle!

[–] brown_guy@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What's up with the white sofa?

[–] 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

There are like so many real issues to raise outside of stupid sofa meme.

Raise real demands -
uhc - universal healthcare,
Laws Preventing capital fleeing abroad,
mandatory vacations,
Establishing us gdpr,
Banning crypto (only used for political bribes).
Building good social housing,
improving social security,
taxing corporations,
Nationalizing Ocean shores, Nationalizing oil production,
Building nuclear power plants,

I don't care about the couch

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Thank you for this!