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they're literally all canonically Jewish, lmao Rugrats is not for Nazis

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 149 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Every. Single. Other. Kids. Show. From. The. 90s. And. Before. Has. An. Overtly. Christian. Christmas. Special. But Rugrats doesn't, it must be a conspiracy! It must be war on Christian values! It must be indoctrination of the poor Christian children. Oh God, won't somebody please think of the children!

Growing up Jewish in the American southeast, Rugrats was literally all I had. Sometimes Christians can just get fucked.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Growing up Jewish in the American southeast, Rugrats was literally all I had. Sometimes Christians can just get fucked.

imagine growing up entirely unaffiliated with anyone's imaginary friends.... in places like louisiana and alabama.

'which church do you go to?'

none

'no, honey, where do you go on sunday mornings?'

the kitchen, for cereal.

'oh lord you must worship the devil himself'

lady, if I don't believe in your imaginary friend why would I believe in his imaginary enemy?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Don't have to imagine lol Judaism is my heritage and culture but it's never been my religion. Not since my family was thrown out of a synagogue for insisting on Palestinian's rights when I was young. It is scary, being told you don't have any morals because you don't believe in eternal damnation. Sort of makes you grateful that person does believe in hell if it's the only thing keeping him in line. It's like the old Ricky Gervais bit: "If you don't believe there is a God to answer to why don't you go round raping & murdering as much as you want?" "I do, as much as I want, which is not at all."

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Not since my family was thrown out of a synagogue for insisting on Palestinian's rights when I was young.

Your family sounds based as fuck. I'd like to join; do you have any eligible women between 20 and 35 for me to attempt to court?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It is scary, being told you don’t have any morals because you don’t believe in eternal damnation.

yeah there seems to be a consistent thing in nutbag adults that they love to scare children with their own psychosis-driven fearmongering. as if they're driven to pass on the infection via shared trauma.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The south is so polarizing for me. I have relatives who live in southern states amd visit often. Compared to northeastern states, everyone down south is soooooooo fucking nice and polite and out going. Yet somehow, on avg, also the dumbest and slowest moving people I've ever seen in my life. Never in a rush. Always got this and God that.

Fuck me running tho they got the best fucking cookout food in the world. BBQ, corn bread, Mac and cheese, greens, its all like a coming of age thing. You turn 13 and you either learn your family recipes or get banished north of the Mason Dixon line

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I miss the food.

I don't miss how fucking slow people talk. Like goddamn jimbob I got places to fuckin be.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My bad. Just switched from Sync app to Thunder app and was still learning its mechanics. The Thunder app wasn't giving me any indication comments were being posted. The comment window would stay open and even when I backed out of it the comment thread wouldn't show my comment until I backed out of the post comments and reopened them.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

I guess what makes it weird is all of those other religions having a religious episode

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[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 102 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Probably because the people who made the show experienced Christmas that exact way for themselves, where for the other holidays they read a book or asked a practicing religious person what it was like.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So they nailed Christmas pretty accurately then?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Actionable pun detected

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 77 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Probably because Christmas has been commercialized to hell and back in most places.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It started as a borrowed holiday; why not sell it out completely before they're done with it?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Considering the pagan festival christmas was intended to superscede was one of feasting and excess its kind of nice to see the opressor eaten alive from the inside.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 4 days ago

Christmas is just Saturnalia remixed by Coca Cola though.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 4 days ago

Surprised they did Christmas at all considering the majority of the families in the show were Jewish.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago

I mean, fuck the christians, they already blather on enough

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (25 children)

It would be hard to include all of the traditions co-opted to create Christmas in a half hour kids show.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Where is Rugrats Eid Mubarak special?

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

When was the Kwanzaa episode?

Edit: was released in 2001

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Know your audience.

Jesus versus Santa is not a difficult popularity contest to call.

Yeah, one dude wants you to give up all your stuff, the other wants to give you free stuff.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 11 points 4 days ago

Rugrats' animation style is based on the genius Estonian animator, Priit Parn. One of his proteges worked on Rugrats and Argh, Real Monsters.

Hotel E is generally considered a masterpiece and Triangle absolutely hilarious, but all of his work is incredible.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

This cracked me up. Like I know the post is framed as a “war on Christian’s” thing but the idea that rugrats tackled these themes is just funny to me.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Passover, hanukkah, and kwanzaa aren't completely corporatized and shoved down secular peoples' throats by the people in power. Christians have only themselves to blame if they think secular christmas is an insult.

[–] koper@feddit.nl 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hey OP, do you actually think Christians in the US are marginalized, or did you just cross-post that alt-right garbage here by accident?

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is the green text community bud. This is a zoo not a safari.

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[–] nzmaa@lemy.lol 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Hey OP, do you actually think Christians in the US are marginalized

no

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[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 4 days ago
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