this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Southern man in my ass

[–] ghostBones@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

Your Woman in my ass.

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Holding Out for a Hero in my ass

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Come and go in my ass~

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

I Quit In My Ass

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

BACK AND FORTH in my ass - Sebastian Paul

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[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Navigating in my Ass

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That funny feeling in my ass

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Time In A Bottle.

Oh no...

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

When the bike seat breaks; "bicycle in my ass"

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Smooth criminal in my ass.

Oh no!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"Hellfire" in my ass

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Love for me too in my ass

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Dumpster fire in my ass

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

My home, my grave in my ass

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Amidala in my ass

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Modern Gas In My Ass

[–] FlorisJan@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 month ago

I've never been to my ass

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Heart shaped box in my ass.

[–] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 month ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Strawberry wine in my ass

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Madman in my ass

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

All I wanna do is have some fun ...

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Light it up in my ass.

Welllllllll (Major Lazer - Light it up)

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Who let the dogs out in my ass

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

trailer trash in my ass

[–] Maldreamer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Butterflies and Hurricanes in my Ass.

I love Muse!

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Red right hand in my ass

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago
[–] drewbelloc@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

Raise your banner in my ass

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

Shivers in my ass

[–] Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Tenth of Myself in my ass

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[–] Raptorox@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Becoming insane in my ass

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Queen of the dark horizons in my ass

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

A hard rains going to fall...

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