one has to ask how does this guy aquire said liberal cum??? master of the handy or slopper? just askin'
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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He pays liberal gay men to let him harvest it with his booty hole, and then they feel Very Very Owned.
So, they're finally admitting they jerk off to liberals. Got it.
Cum and take it
Guys. The guy likes cum. It's 2023. Leave him alone!
Wow he really owned us by spending his money on an embarrassing t shirt that people will just think he's deranged for wearing and avoid him as a result. He sure showed the libs.
I appreciate it when crazy people wear big warning signs.
That’s disgusting! Where does this man live? So I can be sure to completely avoid him…
I bet that smells great.
oh look, my cum rag :p
Talkin' about how much cum I keep around to own the libs.
We're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.
I am reminded of the dude who legit shoved a shotgun up his ass with lube and had to goto the hospital after he climaxed because his asshole clenched with pictures and everything. Send help get it out of my head.
with liberal cum
Come and take it from my cold dead hand.
Well we know it won't shoot since it will be all rusted.
Hey, I know this dude! This is Dave Foleys inbred cousin, Billy
I have so many questions.
Give me one. I'll answer it.
Cum and take it
has to be Photoshop, it's beyond stupid
Yep. Originally says "literal" instead of "liberal"
Ah, the old Lemmy cumaroo!
Hold my penis, I'm going in!
..and out, and in...
I did this with a Brazilian tinder hook up once. She told me to be careful. I'm serious. It's on video. She said, "cuidado, amor." Then I messed up, and she queefed and got mad at me 🤷♂️
The original said "tears".
Might actually be legit
https://www.amazon.com/lubricate-AR-15-Liberal-Unisex-t-Shirt/dp/B0BKVNV32G
I need this shirt, but instead of "liberal" I want it to say "leftist". When people ask me WTF? I'm going to saying I rub one out every round.
I need that shirt