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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 points 18 hours ago

Lovely whiskers did she get them from you

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plot twist, the sealion is also his adopted child, dad just want to clarify which daughter is celebrating birthday.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I not beautiful dad? You only ever say that about Raylin....

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago

Raylin is the one that needs the reassurance, Vanessa (right) knows exactly how beautiful she is. Raylin ain't never had a man bring her fish every day for three years. Everybody stops to take pics with Vanessa.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She has such healthy, glowing skin and adorable whiskers! Wait, damn, that's the right one again...

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

that's the right one again...

Actually 🤓 it was the wrong one

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago

We took a cruise for our honeymoon.

On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.

In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.

Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.

I couldn't believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.

Anyway that's the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Anyone else think she was named Raylin because it was railin' her mom that created her?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

My left or her left?

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemme guess.... dad's favorite pokemon is Vaporeon.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He... You maybe never want to know 'everyting' in dads past.

[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was young and needed the money.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It wasn't about the money after a while, the man found his first love. Brings a tear to my eye to this day.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

21 years & 9 months ago he was railin hard

/sorry

[–] azalty@jlai.lu 8 points 1 day ago

I read "left" as his other daughter being dead 👀

[–] WickedPissah@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I literally laughed out loud at this! I’m talking belly laugh and snort 😂😂