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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 29 points 2 days ago

You little bastard, I bet you can't even name track seven from 1992's compilation album Incesticide. I bet you just bought that shirt in a fancy fashion store just to look cool. You're fake, Kurt would be ashamed. Get rekd kid.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To be honest even I have a hard time:

  1. Heart shaped box
  2. Litium
  3. hm ... ... ah Smells like Teen Spirit!
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 points 1 day ago

In Swedish we write it like that.https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litium , it's an easy mistake to make to forget the scilient h in English, isn't it?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We got someone loving smells like ten spirits in this thread too.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Alternative name: Reeks of alcohol

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Na-cho, nacho man…! I want to be a nacho man!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All Apologies?

Haven’t listened to them in like 25 years…

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What? In Utero should at least be played a few times a year when shit just isn’t going right.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Don’t forget smells like nirvana

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

smells like ten spirits

rape me

nevermind

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 24 points 2 days ago

This is what I assume Tinder chats are like

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this ten spirits thing a running joke? I’ve seen it more than once in this thread. Was that a spoof I missed?

It's the prequel to Thirteen Ghosts.

[–] HiroProtagonist@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I saw this dude at a Nickelback concert. I mean I heard someone saw him at a Nickelback concert.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The whole "answer this trivia question" gatekeeping is dumb.

But the unreasonable metalhead in me also wants all band shirts to have been bought at a show, so maybe I'm a bit guilty too.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is how I technically am allowed my Taylor swift eras tour shirt.

I didn’t go, but the woman I was dating did and knew my “it must be bought at a concert” rule … I shoulda clarified “by me”

Anyways, great gym shirt.

Taylor swift eras tour shirt

One of my favorite bands was on a "we've got eras too" tour recently, it was a great show too

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's possible he'd rattle off not the names, but parts of lyric, if he's been exposed to them. When he was very young my son would request "boulevard" when we got into the car for a trip, since we'd regularly listen to Green Day.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Boulevard" has to be one of the more difficult words he could have picked out, lol

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

My kids are very literate. :D Maybe because it's such a drawn out word it stood out to him and he mimicked it. I don't know.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

My son was 3 or 4 and called Philthy Phil Philanthropist by NOFX the 'Bleugh' song.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

We're all agreed the kid's favorite song is Sliver, right?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That's my favorite brand bro