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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This pic is getting more and more trimmed every time it is posted

There you go, the full pic:

1000071936

sleeves! oh thank god

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Times are tough. Can't afford to post it with bacon this long.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I'm feeling generous, let's remember the good times~

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

!bonehurtingjuice@lemmy.ca

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] realitista@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Long long baaaaAAAAaaaaaacon! *sexy saxophone sounds*

[–] mrhenry77@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

came here to say the same

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait till I tell you about long chicken

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

And you thought sushi was expensive.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

is this... somehow... real?

could you make this?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yes, it's real, it's made by first cracking the eggs, then boiling them in a tube with the portions separated. It's primarily made for the restaurant industry, where the "egg ends" would be waste, also you don't need to peel it from the shell.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Lesbian thneed just dropped

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you mean you're AT Soup?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the guy from the Bear, the main chef character, has knuckle tattoos that spell S, O, U - last knuckle is empty

[–] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 day ago

that's okay, i'll stick to stuff that only halfway doesn't suck

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please please please let there be a long bacon store.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

you could buy some bacon and connect it to some other bacon that you bought. not sure why tho. bacon is the most basic easy to cook, but long bacon sounds like it requires a 10 meter wide copper pan

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your turn, long pigs.

- Le Resistance du Wilbur et Charlotte

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

that guy who wrote The Most Dangerous Game did not know about prions

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hope this isn’t a reference to Long Pork, which is a very different thing.

you'd have to ask the manager of long bacon store

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 1 day ago

Do you get long pork when you make too much pulled pork?