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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 89 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Ea-Nasir likely never realized he'd be one of the most talked about failed cooper merchants of Sumeria 3,770 years in the future.

[–] TheGreatSnacku@lemm.ee 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"You are without a doubt the worst copper merchant I've ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me "

https://imgur.com/a/5qQDh7o

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Failed?

He got his money 🤑

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He actually donated all the goods and money to the government and local temple, and he did appear to die in poverty. They found his home in UR, where pretty much the most valuable thing he owned was the complaint tablets.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So he is an ancient Karen? Karen 0?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

No, he's the guy that sold low grade copper and received the complaint tablets. Not the person who complained.

[–] Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Failed copper merchants, are you treating ea Nasir with contempt???

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I would never, between gentleman as we both are.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Impossible, the seller labeled this as "high quality" copper. Ea-Nasir's copper is mid.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But he absolutely advertised it as high quality

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Babylon and lax consumer protections, name a better combo

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 31 points 4 days ago

Ea-Nasir: "What is high quality copper?"

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 12 points 3 days ago

Ea Nasir, come back to 4000 BC...

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is what can happen if you don't get anyone to look after your house when you're away.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Or what happens when you fall asleep first at your own sleep over.

[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Electrician here, can confirm. 😍

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago

Earlier today:

See sister in kitchen doing something

Me: Whatchya makin'?

Her: I am annealing copper.

Me: ... I can't eat that.

Am electrician can confirm

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Coppercloud intensifies

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

A policeman? is that unusual?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago

Iltam zumra rashupti elatim

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

BigStackD LOVES THIS

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Romanians: 😏

[–] SomGye@dormi.zone 2 points 4 days ago

I kind of want to roll in the copper

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago