You must construct additional pylons.

No, this is real, my parents sent it to me via Facebook.

Do you know how much it would cost to pay extras to pose for a photo like this? Shitposters need to be saving money in this economy

1. Something's up with the texture on Chad EU's face. His vest is also weird, can't see where it splits at the very top, and it has a weird silver stripe in only one small area.
2. The old lady's eye on the right is weird, almost like it's missing and there's just an empty spot there, but it's not quite like that either.
3. There's a lady in the back holding a kid, and...she has him in a choke?
4. Same lady, her nose is weird, like the perspective got fucked up there.
5. The eggs are weird too. There's two stacks, one is a 28 count, and the other is a 21 count? But it looks like two rows got like blended together in a weird way, like if you look at some of the eggs they look like two blended together, like it started doing another row and then gave up.

But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!

Probably couldn't find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.

And to preempt the comments: I've seen videos of people tearing down the doors for black friday. I've seen people going with open carry to buy TP during covid, openly stating "I'll get my TP one way or another". No way hungry armed people won't escalate. Sure this is human nature, but Americans are the ones with more guns than eggs, and very divisive at this point in time

This is locally-made European AI slop though

Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying "thank you" to its "benefactor" (despite having done so numerous times), no?

And no red hats, obviously AI

That's because a) the EU is a coalition of many different countries who all have their own flags, and b) we don't fetishize our flags nearly as much as Americans. Many countries have laws against putting the flag on merchandise, because it's seen as disrespectful.

We do have H5N1 here, just like everyone else it's out there with wild birds and those fly all over the place, it's been a thing for two decades. Difference being we have regulations and also industrial structure (not as large companies/flocks) which means even if a flock gets infected it's a much more limited loss.

And of course the completely different hygiene standards: Eggs in the EU must be sold unwashed, which means that companies actually have to keep the barns clean. It's similar with chicken meat: It's not like chlorinating chicken would be a health danger to humans, it's that the hygiene conditions that would make chlorinating necessary, seen from the other side that chlorinating enables, are absolutely unconscionable. That's why chlorinating is outlawed in the EU.

In another line of thought, though, we should have another class of eggs: Organic barn. The usual better feed, more space etc. but keep them inside, it's not like chickens mind being inside. Vaccinating them sadly isn't an option at this point, like it is with salmonella.

EU has sustainable practices, robust regulations, and way less idiots in power. There is a lot of idiots, but the way regulation works, it's harder for them to fuckup. Not impossible, but harder.
Good chances that chicken plague is already here, but is dealt with appropriately and doesn't have this devastating results.
Also, no measles.