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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The hardware is cool but iPad OS makes it very useless

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

That greatly depends on what use you give it. I literally never cared for tablets but lately tried my SO's and found out they make great luxurious manga readers. Would still not buy one but wouldn't reject a free iPad.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is there anything actually competing in the android space ?

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Chromebooks are the default for many schools

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 0 points 1 day ago

No, I'd just use a laptop

[–] unlogic@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are they competing in?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Circle jerking

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ThinkPad: has a thinklight
ipad: doesn't have a thinklight

thinkpad wins

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Spit your fax brother!

[–] her01n@programming.dev 64 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Laptops had so much class back then.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz You know which one that is?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thats the 701c, codenamed butterfly.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

That would be the thread I was replying in, yes.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago

Unless I have an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse, using an external keyboard with a laptop is a shitty experience for me. And if I’m at home and trying to get work done, I’m using my desktop PC.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

I do if I can raise the laptop up so that the screen is where it should be for good ergonomics.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago
[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have people at work that INSIST they need an external keyboard instead of the built in one.

I could understand if the laptop was off to the side or something. But they’ll just scoot the laptop back 6 inches then place the Apple Magic Keyboard exactly where the laptop was.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apple Magic Keyboard

There's no point then

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ha, I better not tell you about the Apple Keyboard I use with my Linux laptop then. Don’t like macOS much, but I love their flat keyboards.

Have you tried the Logitech Mx keys? They’re very similar to the Magic Keyboard. Not quite as small, but then you have less of the Mac keyboard on non Mac OS quirks.

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, and then I pair it with a very boring Dell mouse for extra style.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

It’s too bad than no other OS has made the strides to compete with the Magic Trackpad though.

I’m happy with the flat keyboard too, but the touch pad is the killer interface on Macs

I so strongly prefer the mechanical keyboard and trackball to the built-in gear that if I'm doing any serious typing, a keyboard and mouse are always attached.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And speaker. Vimers can't use a machine without a speaker.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 23 points 2 days ago

If I wanted my computer to make a sound, I'd wet my finger and rub it on the screen.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh?

I've used Vim for a decade and I would be offended if it made any noise.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

An old vim-related anecdote:

Vim has 2 modes: first to spoil the text and second to beep.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

visual bell?

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on what kind of generation of MacBook that is. Intel-series? I'm leaning ThinkPad. M-series? It's gonna have to be the MacBook.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

that's an iPad

EDIT: it's M4

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A tablet versus laptop? I don’t get it. Apples to oranges.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depending on the Thinkpad model it could be Apples to IBMs

[–] amon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm making fun of the fact that no matter how powerful the processor they put in (probably faster than most laptops to this date) they cannot do simple things the Thinkpad can.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Well, it's obviously not going to be the iPad that wins in that case

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

The ipad would win if it had a usable OS.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Me, using a cheap old laptop that does exactly what I need instead of rebuying overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Who actually rebuys overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out? Clout chasers maybe, but not normal Apple users.

Up until very recently, only Apple had over 5 years of software support on their phones. With others you'd be lucky to get 3 on flagships and yet Apple had 6-7 years on some models. You could use your phone for 3 years, pass it on to a family member and they'd get to use it for another few years, while still getting updates. I'd argue that if you had a Samsung, you would've needed to update more often.

On the computer side they unfortunately do force regular users to upgrade after 6-7 years, which for that market is significantly less than anything running Linux. Of course if you know how to google it, you can get new OS updates for more like 10 if not 15 years. Still scummy. But nobody replaces them annually. Companies replace laptops at 3-4 years usually.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

that will outlast the apple product 100% guaranteed

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Shareni@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it's an IBM ThinkPad, it is slow. Linux just makes it usable.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

I lost my sense of perceiving slowiness after installing linux

[–] amon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

by specs alone

EDIT: the meme had some hyperbole involved to ridicule the ipad