A lot of this falls in to the bracket of what they call “Minced Oaths” in English.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Since everyone is excited to point out the pre-existence of shite and muck, I'll share the one I thought was a computer age typo but wasn't: finna. "I'm finna get dinner". I swore it was a keyboard typo of "gonna" with G and O shifted one key to the left working itself into verbal vernacular. Instead, "gonna" is to "going to" as "finna" is to "fixing to". Just as OP hasn't heard British slang, this was something I hadn't heard from US Southern slang
Muck and Shite have been in common usage in the UK for more than a century before the Internet was even a thing
“shite” has been a British regional dialect usage for centuries
I'm fairly certain "muck up" was the original and people just started using "fuck up" because it rhymes....
What about loose for lose?
People have always said muck up and shite. Unalive is goofy and will hopefully fade.
Unalive is one pf the few new slang words I think is pretty clever.
Urban dict will live on
You know how it's a common misconception that in the early days of cinema people were fleeing the theatre because they thought the oncoming train was real?
Someday, they're going to think we were all Charizarding each other during the height of the Pokemon craze and that's where all these "sick burns" come from.