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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There's a whole lot of people who are basically famous with being famous...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And most of them have the surname "Kardashian".

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[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

As somebody who was born in 2007, I have no clue who modern celebrities are either. People consider me out of touch but I have no idea what half of what people around me are saying. The acronyms don't help and I am too scared to search them up.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I watch NBA basketball and back in the day (1990s) there was exactly one player that was referred to by his initials: Michael Jordan. Nowadays fans use initials (with their jersey number occasionally tacked on as if that's the cleverest thing to do in the world) for almost every player and it's almost impossible to know who they're talking about. For some players this is legitimate (e.g. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a mouthful so SGA is a good replacement) but for most it is not.

[–] Lucky13@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It's annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 41 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

In the distant future, when we look back on scattered social media caps, we will regret that the date of posting is not shown. Like scattered pages from books unknown, page numbers elided.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

The fun thing is that none of this stuff is going to survive long-term at all. Databases are backed up onto forms of media that have a very short lifespan. Only material that is endlessly copied forward (like DNA) will still be around, and nobody is going to pay for that kind of archiving, at least not for the generally trivial bullshit that comprises social media. FWIW this fact make me happy.

[–] kattfisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What forms of media are you taking about that have short life spans?

I think that as storage density goes up and price goes down, what used to be cumbersome and expensive amounts of data become easily manageable. So the only reasons we loose data will be business or political. Which will also decrease as there's now money in buying failing platforms.

But yeah, I'm also happy none of the social media I created when I was young still exists, and the platforms are buried by the sands of time. Having everything you do on the internet stay around forever feels like a nightmare.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What forms of media are you taking about that have short life spans?

Things like tape drives and optical storage etc. Even if they have lifespans measured in decades (and these things typically don't) that still means they have short life spans in terms of being recoverable in the future. A hundred years from now these things won't be restorable.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

Even some articles or blogposts are without publish date. This should be illegal.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

[–] Koarnine@pawb.social 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I love that yours is entirely real but it feels just as fake as the entirely fake one you are replying too 🤣

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

entirely real

I will press (Gen) X to doubt...

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

CATCH IT TONIGHT ON GREEB AND DONT FORGET TO FLIM FLAM THE POPCHUDZZ GIBGUBBLERRR

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 11 points 18 hours ago

These posts feel like Interdimensional Cable from Rick and Morty.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Personally, I loved the idea of new media. Cable was shit.

After experiencing new media...... there's some good stuff in there, guys. I promise. Just gotta wade through mountains of shit.

There should be some rule like; if you have a preference it can't exist all by itself unless it's watered down or mixed in with every other preference.

Thank all that is good for genres. At least there is some media that can define itself clearly enough and still build enough of a following to self fund.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

If its good enough, the news of it will get to me eventually and I will see for myself.

This is how I live now.

This is what it means to be old.

I'm 34.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 23 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Just remember folks, those 2007 people are able to vote now.

[–] RazzleDazzle@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago

Don't worry, they won't. (at least most of them)

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (12 children)
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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 138 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (30 children)

I was talking to my primary-school age kids about their teachers, and one of them says their next teacher will be Mr Smith.

"He's old," they said, "he must be at least fifty".

I said "nah man. Mr Smith is probably only a few years older than me, early forties I reckon".

They had me with "no he's like really old. He reads a newspaper"

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 52 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I don't regret any of this one bit, you look them up and it's always someone shilling products extremely hard while doing extremely low effort content like reaction videos or streaming Minecraft.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

To me, reaction videos are truly astonishing. Like, the number of videos reacting to some thing typically outnumber the thing itself by the hundreds. People prefer watching somebody else watching something so they know how they should feel about it. It's the modern version of the laugh track.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

I'll turn shit off if someone keeps pausing the actual clip to provide absolutely nothing worthwhile while wasting my time. So annoying.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

This.
The TV stations around me are desperate to attract the young viewers, so they always have influencers as guests on their shows and what not, and I simply do not get it.

Today's guest: Billy Bobberson.
What's he famous for? Oh he posts some selfies on Instagram daily and every other post is a sponsored brand promo.
Why the fuck do people even follow influencers like this???

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Because most people are stupid. It is easier for stupid people to follow fake celebrities aka influencers, than to read a book or think for themselves.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm 29 so maybe I'm too young for this statement but if you ask me it's because younger celebrities tend to be the result of nepotism and don't have any actual talents.

[–] match@pawb.social 44 points 1 day ago (18 children)
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