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Unless you are in the U.S. and that is likely against the migratory bird act of 1918.

Its also the time of year to start thinking about buying chicks. Its a commitment and I recommend doing your research but if you can properly care for egg laying hens then I highly recommend you consider building the required infrastructure and having hens. There is an initial investment, but now it costs me about $3 to produce a dozen pasture raised eggs.

I once laid an egg in my pants.

Just syphon other people's eggs contents using a long straw whenever they are distracted.

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they'll all be sorry.

This is because people assume that you should do it out of the goodness of your heart. Since you're not mass producing.

Which is absurd.

If anything they should be willing to pay you a premium for a high quality product produced in far better conditions.

Even worse, it's buy now pay later.

Don’t worry, that’s just the rate if you have perfect credit (*starting at). The people that actually need such a service would likely be paying $3.50 per payment.

Honestly they're probably taking a loss to punish people who miss payments on their eggs. One person on the debt treadmill is worth a lot more than a few cents... Loans are so shady as an industry, the smaller they are the more they're just looking to further exploit the poorest people

Either that or they think the dollar is about to deflate lol

Tofu scramble is another good alternative, albeit also not exactly the same. This recipe looks like a decent starting point:

https://www.noracooks.com/tofu-scramble/#wprm-recipe-container-4234

I also really like adding vegetables to my scramble, that'll make it even less like eggs though.

Not eating eggs is cheapest.

Yes those chickens will surely thrive in their den inside my den..

Must be all that fentanyl making the chicken make more eggs /s

Because egg producers are using the hype of bird flu to increase profit margins at the expense of their customers.

Grocery stores are following suit by spreading signs about bird flu and increasing their prices as well.

The eggs in the picture are like the most expensive eggs you can buy. A dozen of the cheapest eggs are around $5-6. Which is still like 3-4 times as expensive as they were a few years ago, but not nearly as insane as what is posted.

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