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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[–] Getallen@feddit.nl 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

Because it's locktober. Lock your sissies up!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Poor lil fella

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[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the race car is the best.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Screw that, gimme the battleship

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

..the penis?

Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Hmmm... If only it were a penis...

[–] sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago

I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.

I fully support the dog-hat swap!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know

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[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I wanna play with the dick cage.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.

Number 2

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Fuck you. I'm always the dog.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
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[–] moipe@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

It's supposed to be a thimble.

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

That's not a...why?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm very sad Parker Brothers' replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wheelbarrow boys checking in

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Holup y are there 2 thimbles???

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They protect 2 different appendages silly

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[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Pic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.

[–] snowe@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Their picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] agissilver@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

King Charles cocker spaniel

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yup. Wait, are you doing a spit take...on my spit take!?

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Top Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Its soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

.. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board

[–] pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Top hat and bottom hat

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