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[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Khajit does not have wares…. and does not consent.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bit sus.

Imagine if someone started selling cancer free tomato's

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an adult video I saw a while ago that completely changed how I view pornography.

It was a perfectly normal video of a perfectly normal woman doing a perfectly normal thing. The title of the video was descriptive of the action, and then in parentheses it said, "(NO FARTS)".

And I'm like... I wasn't even aware I had a preference either way, but now I definitely do.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

This whole comment and my sides into orbit; Thank you for the 1am ugly-laugh cackling and guffawing

[–] superkret@feddit.org 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In the EU, you can't do this.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

The EU has a lot of thier shot together to protect consumers

[–] tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Hopefully she doesn't pull a ukelele out

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something tells me this person fucks cats

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago
[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 23 points 2 days ago

My post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my post.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I somehow read your username as Peg Jesus.

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

relevant post two down in my feed:

[–] Xenobiotic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Do unto Jesus....no, wait 🤔

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I thought the Romans had us covered there, they nailed him repeatedly!!

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What a proactive defense to prevent misinterpretations of their words!

Scans for anything they forgot to say they didn't do

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

puts on ban proof armor

To be fair, don't we all like fucking a hairy pussy?

I know, I know, bald pussies exist, but it just feels wrong when you rub your dick on them.

However I draw the line at eating pussy. It just isn't healthy, and you don't know what you might catch from it. I mean, have you seen the mess they leave behind?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's tough when she's really turned on and there's just so much juices pouring out that they're getting in your mouth and down your throat and you're just trying not to gag 🤢

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bro what's the big deal? Just get a straw.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, if your pussy is purring juices, you may have over stimulated it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. 💀

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don't try to rape a predator species.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980's kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.

[–] SorryforSmelling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

it kinda is. but its a reference to the modern reboot of she-ra where: (huge spoilers for the show, dont click if you plan on watching)

Tap for spoileradora/she-ra literally dates catra who is an antromorph cat

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

actually the reboot is well done compared to the original.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I used to watch his videos back in the day and I don't remember the cat fucking. I remember lots of other fucked up jokes that I probably shouldn't have been laughing at.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

She must be an empath.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Grail@aussie.zone -2 points 2 days ago

Least sexually abusive She-Ra fan