Lord of the memes

You know for a fact that they'll literally coming charging across the countryside to rescue you though

They probably wouldn't be that familiar with the workings of a lift either

Men as in males, yes.

Men as in humans, mostly no

Elros and Elrond had a choice as to become Eldar or Edain. Elrond chose Eldar, while Elros chose Edain. Once they chose their mixed nature was resolved.

You need O’Brien to act as a lightning rod for any misfortune.

Oopsie poopsie, you got Lore!

Now roll for shirt color.

Arnold's got a decent number of allegations against him, but Andre would protect you so I guess it's honestly a freebie for the other two if he's in the mix.

I can't believe how jacked Arnold is here. It's truly remarkable.

Steve was an amazing person but I wouldn’t describe him as chill.

He was pure overwhelming enthusiastic energy.

I mean, they're objectively correct.

The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.

Aragorn?

We're in the LOTR community, the sample may be a little biased

To be fair, being fictional means they're significantly less dimensional than real people and are incapable of holding secrets.

I mean there are real people I feel absolutely safe around, but they're just normal people I know and have built trust with. There are no famous people I can say the same for because I don't know them personally, even if they seem good on the surface. And for fictional characters like these, we "know" Aragorn is safe because he's written to be benevolent, we've read his entire life, and the author's dead so there's no possibility for new material to change that perception.

Good point!

Okay, real world examples from me (notably, a big dude, so y'know, probably not as in tune to things as I could be):

Bernie Sanders My brother My Uncle

... I... Really thought I'd have better options until I really started thinking about it

I feel like Gimli would hog it, Aragorn would obviously be awesome, and Legolas would be chill but you could tell he's thinking your weed sucks, he's got a much better connection.

three clones of tom scott, who say "we are standing in an elevator going to the 5th floor" in perfect unison as you enter

Also, Patrick Stewart.