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No LGBT on my sandwich?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The Chadwich doesn't even come with a side of guns. What is this weak beta shit.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Super accurate except for conservatives being able to handle hot sauce

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Replace the hot sauce with 2lbs of piping hot, thick, white American Patriot mayonnaise

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Mayo has eggs, which real American patriots are happy to not be able to afford if it's good for the economy ™

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.

I'd like to swap out the pronouns for some arguing about the meaning of the word Liberal, if it's not too much trouble

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the fact that every single ingredient in the Chad sandwich is bad for your health.....is more than a little ironic.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

What's so bad about super hot sauce?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

I wish the chads a very healthy heart attack...

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So much "Liberal" hate on Lemmy lately. Must be a bunch of new spam or something

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Most of it is satirical, like this one. Just making fun of right wingers who can't meme.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

if there's one thing that communists and fascists agree on, it's that everything is the liberals' fault.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

New russian album just dropped

This is just a joke.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Half of it is satire so you can rest easy

Rest is probably from people hating democrats for letting the US come to this

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its dumb though. The leftists act like they arent part of the electorate. Liberals didnt vote for trump

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[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No sandwich is complete without a picture of obama

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I get mine in bulk at Costco so I never run out

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Where's the Dijon mustard then?!

Fr*nch therefore colonialist and canceled

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[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Holy fuck, the right really can't meme

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To me it's obviously sarcastic. It this is not the case, I fear I won't ever be able to grasp the depth of the pit in which fell the conservative mind

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, maybe I'm just taking it to serious
But after all the stupid shit the right wing said, I've lost all trust in their ability for basic sarcasm

I just can't engage because for some reason in righty's mind, liberal == progressive. Like, for them also, fascism == communist. It's just a complete failure to agree on basic, high school level definitions.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk if my humor is just broken or something, but I thought this was funny even though it's stupid. I'm a liberal tho

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I chuckled when i got to the picture of Obama. I'm borderline on whether this is a genuine rw meme or a parody it's that over the top

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Conservatives eat bald eagles in their sandwiches. I'm pretty sure it's a parody.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Thus why I saved it to my shitpost folder lol

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

Doesn't everyone cast Tarot to see if aoile or mustard is more auspicious today? If you want to use Bitchin' Sauce while Mercury is in retrograde then that's on you, buddy.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, you didn't censor ch**se on the left. As a mouse I'm triggered!

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can I offer you a nice e** in these trying times?

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

Holy fuck, "le epic"? Jesus Christ, it's 2010.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

oh, didn't see it. Thanks! In that case, that sandwich is acceptable

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 days ago

the maga one is also deep-fried

[–] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'll take cheese, avocado, vegetables, hot sauce, and bald eagle please. on ~~french~~ freedom bread.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Where are the thoughts and prayers on the left one?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

omori sandwich

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