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aww man i really hoped that would turn into how wholesome the movie actually was (i watched it and it was surprisingly good i would say)

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 119 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Little bro has a fantastic IT career ahead of him.

[–] knightly@pawb.social 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

20% chance little bro grows up into a trans catgirl.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 days ago

With a fantastic IT career.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Or alternatively Air Force, if he’s not the computer guy

[–] MishikoYuki@lemmynsfw.com 61 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different 🥵

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago

Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Puss and boots came out in 2011

Post was made in 2023.

Could be a recollected "little brother".

12 is about the age that I was when all of my male peers/neighbors became super into porn.

I had multiple friend groups turn into "sharing and talking about porn when we'd hang out" which was my introduction to it.

I didn't like porn with real people or the attitudes presented, and was concerned about infected video players, so I kind of bailed on those groups and stuck to text and drawings which was often easier to verify its safety.

It's also the age that all the cis girls started getting into anime and hentai and onto 4chan, which was more the direction that I usually found myself ancillary but never welcome. Envious and on the outside looking in, until ponies came around and opened the door.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

The one with the wolf came out in 2022

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The sketchiness of normal porn sites and the slapdash efforts to keep kids out has primarily served to give anyone with unsupervised internet access some fucking weird fetishes.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagination and creative writing unlocks many more possibilities than can be performed on a stage for a camera.

And the best part is: it's clean and consequence free!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

** Consequence warranty does not include self-reflection during moment of clarity.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Which is always good to practice. The more we reflect and think through our actions, the better we get at it. It's better to push boundaries with simulated environments than ones with real world consequences.

It's just words.

It builds linguistic, communicative, empathetic, and physical reasoning skills. It provides an arena to challenge and develop ideas and scenaria. It gets people talking and communicating about how they like to play before committing to make themselves more fully vulnerable.

It's just words.

If we don't get them talking to each other, they'll start acting before knowing how to communicate. If they don't have a safe way to talk with peers, they will be talking to the ai instead. Guess what the ai trained on.

It's just words, so why don't we start there?

We've gotta get people talking.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Listen. There's some things where I can explain it, if someone walked in - but I'd rather move to Tibet.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm listening.

Like what? I'm not sure I follow.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I’m listening.

Evidently not.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, really, I am. That's why I'm asking you to explain.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

'Please explain.'

'I'd rather drown.'

'Go on.'

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You said listen, then alluded to something I didn't get, so I said please explain, and now you're just being rude.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No. I used a framing device to say there's things I super don't want to explain. You misinterpreted that to mean I'd love to explain them.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then why did you bring it up?

It seems like you just wanted to say that you had something to share without sharing.

We all have plenty more to explain than is physically possible.

If you want to share, share! I'm listening.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a direct response to your insistence "it's just words," and what it means is, "I don't want to say those words."

It's one fucking sentence, dude. It's not even a garden-path sentence. It goes 'I could, but I don't wanna.' You can stop hassling me as if I've reneged on a promise to do a thing, when the entire premise was, I do not want to do that thing.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No one is forcing you to say anything.

But I'm happy to listen.

What could you do that you don't wanna?

Clarifying boundaries is important.

What does anything that I was talking about have to do with making people do what they don't want to?

That's the magic thing about words: you have the freedom to say what you want and not say what you don't want. What you say is entirely up to you!

The more you practice, the better you'll be.

I'm always here to listen.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They learned from the best.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That movie was actually really good, and the wolf villain was very well done IMO. But yeah that's awkward lol

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 4 days ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn't his

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hahaha! "I just happened to see your search history

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

“I happened to see your search history after clicking the menu and then history and then view history and then export to pdf and then sent it to my personal device and then reviewed it for hours on accident hehe”

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Select your address bar and type Portugal.

[–] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Honestly, if you grew up with the internet from it's birth, you know there's a LOT weirder out there. It all just bounces off now that I have all this mental scar tissue built up. Death and guro tame af these days.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Your link works fine for me

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 4 days ago

Poor anon. Now he has to live with the knowledge that his past history has led his little brother to the same tree with the same fruit he ate. That delicious, delicious fruit.

time to clear search history and leave a note :)

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can’t see the post D:

Any mirror?

[–] snue@feddit.dk 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with being a furry <3

(posting this comment just to make sure everyone here agrees)

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i think people disagree with the intent of the comment, more than the actual contents of the comment lmao

[–] snue@feddit.dk 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is the perceived intent of the comment ?

homie is either, an autistic furry, or we are simply doing nested anon posting.

Nothing in between.