Cry because I have accomplished nothing with my life
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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Given the state of the world these days, 31 days is long enough for at least 3 very particular tasks. Any left over time, I'd probably just be bored and procrasturbate.
I’d probably dedicate some days each week to friends or family, to have more active contact before it’s late, but be shamelessly selfish the other days and spend them trying to finish some of my hobby projects and finally finishing The Witcher 3 if possible.
That’s going to be rough to those currently on my daily agenda, like partner and kid, but I’ve given so much to them, and so little to others I care about, that the balance has to be leaning towards the latter.
Not sure if I actually could do that though. But that’s what I’d hope I’d be able to push for.
Spend time with my dog. Call mum daily. Party with friends, all on me.
Mostly cry
Tropical vacation with sex, drugs, and pizza
spend time doing what I like to do and enjoying the company of the people I love. play games, play magic, listen to music getting high... nights in the pool, just watching the moon reflection on the water...
Probably nothing because I would waste the time thinking about what I should do.
Withdraw all of my investment money, hop on a cruise ship, and live in the lap of luxury til I'm ready to die.
Then I jump off the ship.
I like your “luxury” attitude, but cruise ships are kinda gross. Crowded, too. Maybe a nice tropical vacation?
Probably spend a lot of time with my friends. Try weed. Drink a bunch. Also just like right before I'm about to die, strip naked and start furiously masturbating, making sure to drop dead in the city center on some square where I'll be very visible :)
Literally nothing different.
You would go to work? Fuck that.
A bunch of drugs and go on a murdering spree
"Can we speed that up a bit?"
Heroin!
I’d find out what heroin feels like in the final few days. It’d be just my luck that I’d have trouble finding anything of good quality, so I’d either not get the full desired experience or I’d OD on fentanyl.
I was going to say liquidate my investments but to be honest I'm not sure I could even spend all the money in my bank account in 31 days. I don't even know what to buy. Beef Jerky and RedBull? I'd probably get my hands on some psychedelics though, maybe even hard drugs. One thing I would do is much more urban offroading with my truck since I no longer need to be worried about my license - or the truck. I'd probably go have a thai massage with a happy ending and try gay sex too because why not.
All in all I don't think I'd be living that much differently. I already know I'm going to die. I just don't know when.
Try gay sex now! It's fun.
See how quickly I can drop that number to zero.
Tell you that hypotheticals fucking suck and for you to fuck off hourly for 31 days straight till I drop dead.
Not possible, you'd have to sleep.
I'll do it out of pure spite, would die anyway.
Feel hopeful.
"That long?"
I guess I've earned an extra scoop of ice cream.
Play games, watch movies, spend time with family and split whatever money I got left with them.
Didn't something almost identical get asked a few days ago?
Definitely convince my buddy with the second key that it's go time. 1:56, for you folks who this is new to.
Nutmeg is psychoactive beyond normal serving sizes. It is a deliriant. Note that it is also toxic at these levels. Question; Does delirium sound enjoyable? If you're in your right mind, the answer should be "absolutely not".
With that being said, I'd like to see hell before I'm actually there. May as well. I'd do it just before death, so the wretchedness ends early.
That's after trying every drug that'd otherwise be too risky for the long run.