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[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"The south shall rise again" but like as fat inbred Nazi's is what really confuses me. Like, we nuked Japan, that can easily explain the weird hentai, but the south? They got a black eye then allowed back into the states to start doing Jim crowe shit... Of course we only know the approved history, the constitution was illegally altered during Ww2 and for all we know, had an addition that made what racist and Nazis are doing completely illegal, but since the constitution was changed there's no one to enforce the actual law of the land. An no one in power seems to care

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Next time we hit them harder, leave some scars in their genes to remind their descendants the best way for us all is together.

Dream date.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't see why we can't do both

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[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Well, if you are a minority, they are.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes β€˜nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Death is too short of sentence

It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (12 children)

You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Criminal law doesn't work on Nazis. They control the courts. Very few non violent options left I'm afraid.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Rise and shine Mr.Freeman....Rise and shine...

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[–] GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Cults are difficult to handle because the members of a cult are both victims of violence and perpetrators of violence.

The sad hard truth is that we need to see people trapped in far right ideology as potential allies. We need to understand the faulty reasoning and lies that led them down that path and find a way to welcome them back into a world of acceptance and empathy. Personal attacks may feel good but it only entrenches them further.

Ridicule the ideology. Point out the logical fallacies, inconsistencies and lies... Don't let them have a platform to spread hate without opposition or counterarguments. But also understand the people spreading the hate are hurting inside and if they switch sides they can be the best allies to help counter-program others.

I agree. Hate is a byproduct of fear - the favorite tool of manipulators. Ultimately even the manipulators are victims of some kind of fear that motivates their behavior. But first you stop people from hurting others, then if they survive being stopped you can compassionately try to heal them. The attitude difference I was talking about is wanting to stop wrongdoers vs wanting them to suffer.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No reason they shouldn't enjoy their work.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

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I would take advantage of every second >:3

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 week ago

Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. πŸ˜ƒ

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

With freebird playing in the background

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I hope you have a good stamina...

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