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Okay, so I have a mechanical heart valve. One time, while I was in the basement of my childhood home with one of my brothers, I was close to him as he was playing The Godfather PS2 (I'm pretty sure it was that game). It was pretty quiet, so he somehow heard the ticking of my valve and his mind went to some sort of explosive like a pipe bomb being close by.
I once billed a man, just to see him cry.
That must've been quite the bill.
The bill in question
Since I most likely won't out live my wife, and she doesn't want to live without me, we have agreed on a murder/suicide when we are getting up there
Well I don't love hearing it, but I respect your choice. I just hope you do it somewhere easy to clean up. Put some plastic sheeting down.
My dad threatened to kidnap me and an... Uncle, i think, held me at gun point when i was a baby. I had a surprisingly violent childhood, don't remember any of it tho. Not many other 'scary ' or unsettling facts i can think of I'm afraid, if those even count.
Your body will not let you drown yourself.
Thank God! I'm a pretty stupid sometimes
I’m thankful for such systems. My mind is pretty stupid.
Why did you both say the same thing minutes apart?
Looks like chance to me. We're both pretty old, established accounts with highly different history for your consideration. Also consider that federation may take a few minutes. It's possible neither of us saw each other's comments at time of posting.
It was just odd when I saw it. No worries.
Secret Telepathic Twins!
That's why I like Lemmy so much. You get to meet all sorts of people!
How did his wife take it?
She was petrified
^sorry^
Mortified.
Through a tube.
I'm curious, why do this over two different comments?
Because I couldn't get it to accept two images in the same post and I couldn't find a gif of this scene and I'm dumb
