Isn't all of this magic?
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oh yeah, the magic of "insanely rich" π
teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.
I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I'd swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!
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Being a necromancing immortal weathercontroller sounds fun...
Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich
Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.
Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.
Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared
You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.
You're a cuttlefish!
You can be whatever you want.
"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."
I already have autism, PTSD and depression. I don't know if I can handle more.
Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!
Teleport - force field - healing
Pretty much nothing you couldnβt do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume youβd have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.
Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that
Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.
Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control
burning radioactive acid rain for everyone
Youβd be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate thatβs coming up this year anyway
With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.
Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.
If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!
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I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing
Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.
So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.