I would totally be okay with all of these.
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Crowracoon is my spirit animal - smart and crafty af, but will dig through garbage. π₯°
Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign
Time to add rat-taurs. I let you decide about the order of the halves
What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.
Two horse hinds blindly bucking in all directions
Left side rat, right side human (from the perspective of the rat-taur)
A raccoon/crow hybrid fighting God over half a Bagel is pretty much the plot of Shin Megami Tensei
Yeah only thing missing is apocalypse and christianity references.
The worst kind of griffin is Meg, actually.
I get the feeling a raccoon/crow would be a relatively easy creature to befriend, and also a awesome friend. Once again reminded of the ski lift operator I worked with once that could get a crow to land on his shoulder.
You could befriend one by feeding it a doughnut every day for a week, but if you miss a day 3 generations of your descendants will be haunted by crows, racoons, and crowcoons
Fox seagull not so much. The fox part might be a little friendly, but the seagull would dive bomb you and try to eat your eyes.
βRodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I donβt think they exist.β
βCAW!!β
gets carried away and is never seen again
Drive them from my garbage bin? Heavens no! I'm BEFRIENDING that RacCrow with da GUD gorbage! I'll give them fresh fruit, not quite expired groceries from my pantry, and β¨ S H I N Y T H I N G S β¨
!
Crocoon
Vulture-honey badger griffin?
Wait, that's one half to do the killin' and one half to do the cleanin'? Ok.
Off topic but I saw a run over vulture yesterday, fuck whoever did that, those birds are awesome. I love them. I once had something dead drug into my yard by some local creature and I was trying to get myself psyched up to go deal with it but then, into my yard fly 4 vultures! When they left, no smell no mess, nothing. They are a miracle.
:) and they can metabolize anthrax that is sometimes present in some dead animals
I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights
I think they're basically describing bald eagles.
The worst griffin is probably Meg
Btw, do they poop before takeoff or in-flight?
"fight God for a 1/2 a bagel". LoL