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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, one could be oat milk...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

It's not a risk I'm willing to take

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The cum chalice must be consumed

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

This comment right here, officer.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Undoubtedly, this potion must act in a way that will prevent me taking the Horcrux. It might paralyse me, cause me to forget what I am here for, create so much pain I am distracted, or render me incapable in some other way. This being the case, Harry, it will be your job to make sure I keep drinking, even if you have to tip the potion into my protesting mouth. You understand?

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 1 points 11 months ago

cummmfpk my beloved

[–] FraidyBear@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel that. Soy milk fucks me up worse than my lactose intolerance ever has.

[–] Gargantu8@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What? I've never heard of this. How? Allergy?

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Soy is a common allergy/intolerance. It's right near the top of the elimination diet (for figuring out your intolerances)

dairy, wheat, soy, eggs, nuts, and seafood/shellfish.

[–] Gargantu8@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

TIL! Didn't know it was a common thing. Thanks :)

[–] FraidyBear@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure. I do have an insane amount of allergies and quite a few would be considered uncommon but I don't think I'm allergic to soy. But either way it just destroys my stomach. Maybe it's something you have to adjust to?

[–] Gargantu8@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Damn I'm sorry! Soy milk/yogurt/ice cream is my favorite because I can't do lactose. Do you like oat or almond stuff instead?

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So is one milk? Or is one something else

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

How do you know Soy Milk isn’t just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Fucking hell, just give me the cum instead

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dragon milk! There. I said what everyone was thinking.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

None of those look like barley wine

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

None of them look like chilli sauce

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

The rest are delicious paint, One is Ketracel White, it's your first day alive as a Jem Hadar, choose wisely cadet.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

36 people drank the wrong milk.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 4 points 11 months ago

I’ve created a monster

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

From the makers of the milk challenge comes I can't believe it's not yogurt!

[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago

Man, I used to watch Brain Dump up until the ghost drank a glass full of cum. I kinda fell off after that.

[–] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago