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Tomb "Wiki of Arch" (common):
Price of armor x ﹏ x
Maybe another stat, if I may join you --
=> Brand o' The Wiki:
After 100 hours in the wiki, every
hundred words uttered must
either include RTFM or the
acronym of this debuff. Wears
off when near natural vegetation
The blessing of selhosting
Your pursuit for digital soverignity has come to an end
Wait, is this within unix surrealism universe?
Anyways, my trusty usb cable wired to a 9" nail in my forehead can interact and even fix most drivers.
Didn't know this existed at all. What a unique artstyle. Thanks lobotomy driver usb person
I might be displaying my ignorance of TTRPG systems, my Linux distro and my window manager, but here we go!
Arch Linux [uncommon armor]
manual installation process — +2 WISArch Wiki — +2 on arcana checksAUR — +1 DEXsystem update — after every long rest, roll a d20. on a nat 1, you have disadvantage on dexterity saving throws until the next long rest.I use Arch btw — +2 on persuasion checks against people who use this same armorCustomized Hyprland [rare armor, attunement]
unlimited customization — when attuned, +2 CHAperpetually under construction — regardless of attunement, -1 DEXCustomized Neovim [rare weapon, attunement]
unlimited customization — when attuned, +2 to attack rollslearning cliff — disadvantage to attack rolls when not attuned to this weaponI use (neo)vi(m) — regardless of attunement, +2 on persuasion checks against people who use a similar weapon to this one (DM discretion)Ventoy USB [uncommon accessory]
various installation media — +1 CONEDIT: formatting
I recommend BTRFS for the CON bonus.
Don't worry, I'm kind of ignorant on it too! But it's fun :)
Bowl of Rice (uncommon, consumable)
=> Funroll loop: When eaten,
options apply for ten turns
=> Config hell: User is a survivor
of config hell. -2 dexterity and
+1 int until the next rest.
Attunement-based items
increase stat options by +1
each in exchange for -2 CON each.
=> Screenshot: +1 CHA when a
photograph is taken
=> Form over function: User is drawn
to rainbow pastel. -2 on WIS checks
That loop of config hell is real! It has subsided recently because I got enticed into writing my own widgets. Also, yes to rainbow pastel (tho I'm using gruvbox as a base/reference color theme).
I have [Ancient] Debian Armor and a GNOME as my companion. I often equip the Tor Browser Cloak of Invisibility. If slain, I will drop a Locked KeePassXC Database Chest. After completing the mission Revive bricked Linux system, I was awarded with the [Rare] Ego Potion. When drunk, it boosts all stats temporarily during a battle.
Sorry to be pedantic, but if you can revive it then it wasn't really bricked. Depending on how bad it was it was still worth the [Rare] ego item 🧑🌾
The questmakers haven't updated the quest descriptions in a while. I'm waiting for the next update when they port the Whonix ISO kit.
Blue fedora (uncommon)
Wand of btrfs (epic)
Ring of gnomes (common)
Common Debian Swirl
Adds stability buff but forces user to wait 4 turns before enhancing any item, weapon or spell.
You need the Flatpak buff. It allows you to avoid the 4 turn wait time.
But it reduces your initiative by 4 in the first combat round, and doubles the weight of all enhanced items.
Doesn't work well with my play style, and some of those Flatpak expansion sets are officially licensed.
As consumable ice cream, of course 𖦹°‧🍨🍦🍧🍨𖦹°‧
Quest: Kali Bandits
The Kali have been terrorizing villages across Linuxia. I beg you, young traveler, help us fight them off. I'll reward you with riches beyond compare!
Objective: Protect the village from the Kali bandits.
Reward: +500 gold
Our party peers over the gate and sees...
Kali Bandit (Level 3)
A script kiddie. Lots spawn at once.
STR: 3 (+7 during practice combat)
DEX: 3
CON: 5 (-4 when angry)
INT: 4
WIS: 1
CHA: 1
Kali Mercenary (Level 9)
Uses Kali for work. Well-balanced, but weakened because the company hasn't had a security incident anyway.
STR: 8 (+15 when fighting Kali Bandit)
DEX: 9
CON: 10 (-2 when teammate gets phished)
INT: 12
WIS: 12
CHA: 8 (-2 when dealing with the one paying for them)
17 year old with Amazon fire stick (Level 12)
The judge prohibited them from touching computers.
STR: 7 (+3 if he gets SSH running...)
DEX: 8
CON: 12 (+1 from the big house)
INT: 16
WIS: 7
CHA: 9 (-2 when dealing with Nvidia)
Sigil of Motif (rare)
Warhammer of cfdisk (common)
edit: Motif, huh? c;
disk parting o(╥﹏╥)o
Reminds us of all the little run-ins...
The Double D (common)
Void heart (rare)
Hmmm... shaw to you too, shark fucker 420
Charm of Kingsoul (rare):
=> No cost too great:
User mana slowly refills
while using an
uncommon init system.
Buffs from charm of
systemd become negative.
=> No mind to think: Charm
uses 5 inventory slots, but
gives +1 WIS on wisdom saves
=> No will to break: User can
choose to sacrifice charm
and obtain Void Heart.
I buy a new house. Everything looks great, I move in, go to bed. The next morning my hot water doesn't work. The house's documentation doesn't cover this, so I go online. When I ask for help on forums people tell me to RTFM and call it a skill issue. I end up finding 500 different ways of fixing the hot water, filter through the 499 that don't apply to my particular build. When I'm done the cold water doesn't work either. I decide I'll fix it later and head to the front door to go to work. It won't open. Something I did trying to fix the water broke it somehow. I give up and just use the windows instead.
You may try immutable OS like NixOS. Modern-day kernel has way better hardware support than earlier days.
It absolutely does, compared to 2001ish when I first started playing around with Linux. But I had issues like this on Debian, earlier this year, on a Dell of all things which should use the most basic bone-stock drivers you can find. Draugr wouldn't even boot after install on that machine.
Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)
+10 health per flake
+ Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)
+ Reproducible: farm it yourself!
- Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect
- Requires good internet connection
- Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.
Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)
+144 damage
+ Rewrite config files
- Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you're stuck using it forever.
- Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently
Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)
+ Makes computer unusable for any sane person
+ Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun
- Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective
Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)
rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.
cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.
nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.
Armor: SDDM (common)
+40 charisma
+20 defense
+10 health
- Buggy sometimes
Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)
+120 charisma
+5 health
+ People will ask you for your dotfiles
Edit: fixed formatting
Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities
Your bullet formatting is disarrayed btw ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
I'd imagine these options being unlock-only. You have to travel between multiple wiki dungeons and blog towns to evolve your item c;
(Now I want nix flake cornflakes)
Now the formatting is fixed
For some reason, I cannot git ye shell. All my attempts to bash my way through anything fail miserably as well.
This weird Grub on a boot keeps showing up and blocking my path.
Fuck this game >:(
Immutable Distro - When making a roll, if the previous roll did not use this feature, you may use the dice value of the last roll you made.
Highly Configurable - You can swap one piece of equipment per turn as a free action.
Flake or Vanilla? - You must succeed on a DC 20 WIS save once every hour or be compelled to spend that hour respeccing your equipment loadout and retraining your skills, in an attempt to achieve the elusive state known as "best practice".
Guess I'll be chaotic evil and chase worst practices instead /ᐠ >ヮ<マ
Custom kernel (Accessory, rare):
Tumbleweed (common)
Just a weed, a rolling shrubbery, non-evil.
AURild of Greenmeadow (Weaponsmith, uncommon):
Bazzite region of Linuxia
As you stumble upon the neon-lit realm of the gaming regions of Linuxia, an NPC tosses you a gleaming ISO volume of wisdom.
Bootable Amulet of Bazzite (Rare) => Frame Surge: Boosts performance by 15% of all inventory in the Wayland dimension. => Steam Incantation: Casts "Protonic assimilation" for all loot in unexplored dungeons (+2 compatibility). => Artifact of Immutability: Auto-repairs equipment after a dungeon raid. => Weakness - Package Curse: Outside the gaming regions, productivity wanes (-2 chances of legendary packages when opening chests).
Spell: Vulkan Forge (Uncommon) => Instantly summons Vulkan-powered rendering. => Can crit for +20 FPS, but may randomly glitch on older drivers (-1 stability).
Dungeon: Library of Protonic Lore => Encounter: Boss-level incompatible game. => Loot: XP towards seamless gaming or... disappointment (roll d20).
Will you flash, or roll a crash?
Vulkan Forge is such a name, I'm surprised no software has taken it
~btw~ ~u~ ~gotta~ ~add~ ~double~ ~spaces~ ~after~ ~line~ ~skips~ ~to~ ~make~ ~it~ ~a~ ~real~ ~line~ ~skip~