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No-code, scalable, serverless (lib.lgbt)
submitted 10 months ago by seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 113 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

CEO: "I'll gut the entire IT department for this ad"

[–] iwenthometobeafamilyman@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That's why theyve made infrastructure as code! So it's all the easy part!

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Amen

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago

No-code, scalable, serverless, in my lane, focused, flourishing.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 10 months ago

Is this "no-code, scalable, serverless solution" in the room with us right now?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, good.

GAY PORN. ONLY BIG WEENIERS. SEARCH NOW. BIG WEENIERS ONLY!!1! !IMPORTANT

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm 100% fully 0% no serverless... as a service.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"No code, serverless"

So, nothing, hosted on nothing?

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 28 points 10 months ago

More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.

[–] marco@beehaw.org 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fucks you in the Cookies?!?

[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 5 points 10 months ago

Absolutely

[–] gianni@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

Original post: https://wetdry.world/@ari/111195238354462369

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Serverless? Keep talking

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

Wait that's wordpress

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?

Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

Now i know it's a magazine!

[–] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 11 points 10 months ago

I just wanna get fucked in the a

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago

If you're coding php you're already fucked

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Software Engineers hate this one weird site