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No-code, scalable, serverless (lib.lgbt)

submitted 11 months ago by seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Serverless? Keep talking

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

Wait that's wordpress

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?

Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

Now i know it's a magazine!

[–] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

[–] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 11 points 11 months ago

I just wanna get fucked in the a

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

If you're coding php you're already fucked