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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Imagine my surprise when I realized "people actually enjoy this? They're not all just over-exaggerating about it?? They purposefully seek it out???"

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My demi experience: yeah sure I enjoy that. I enjoy gaming too. Either is nice to have, but if I can't do it for a year, I won't be thinking about it that much, ya know? I was shocked to find out how much people think about sex, and particularly shocked that they'll see a stranger, acquaintance or friend and literally feel a desire to have sex with them? Like, how many people have imagined they're having sex with me? Ew. Don't do that to me.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Imma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, you'll have to explain that to all your future partners

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mmmm, in vivid detail... ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how erotic I can make a water bottle sound... A wide spray of droplets splatters across my now glistening chest forming a thin tendril of water down my stomach...

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Psssht psssht, he said erotically

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

They're selling spaying spray?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was 39 years old when I learned that no I’m not broken, I’m just asexual (I had never heard of the term before that). That was a good day.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't seem very hygienic to me.

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

There are people out there doing it in real life

Not me 😎

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ur mom and dad totally did it.

[–] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always wondered how I was born, hard truth

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure it was this way since everyone told me the stork brought me.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda surreal when someone gets pregnant without IVF.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"It's been going on for quite a while..."

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps it's quite fashionable.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a fad, people will come to their senses eventually.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh day ruined. Well y'all better enjoy it then. But please don't tell me

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that background from Marble Madness??!

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢