this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why are there flower prints on the side as well?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its either shopped or real spiders, because the spiders extend over the edge of the roll everywhere

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago

Bait and switch. The flowers are only printed on the outside to save money.

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 26 points 2 weeks ago
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago

This is what happens when you don't put your tp in a container at the cottage.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MooseTheDog@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah butt then you have to squish them to wipe. That's shitty

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom used to always buy budget TP from outlet and dollar stores, this would be on that list. It'll also feel like sandpaper and tear the moment it touches your ass, the spiders might be the least of your problems.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

I assure you the spiders would still be the most of my problems.

[–] SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just imagine if someone wipes their ass with it, the next day they'll see some flowers growing up from their ass as well.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 2 weeks ago

So you have any idea how much this image scared me? My brain needed to render it to its fullest.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah I'm just gonna drip dry

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have a bidet… those friends can stay there, I’ll use my hand as a squeegee.

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] polysics@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Australian toilet paper

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thx gonna have nightmares

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago