Peaceful alien society that will treat me like an honored pet, like a cat.
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One way, no return trip, but I can get back eventually? I guess I'd teleport to work tomorrow but right when I'm supposed to be there and just act like I'd been there the whole time to see if anyone was confused.
The sun.
Work, so I don't have to ride in the cold.
Only one-way? Alright, well I'm gonna go walk Lairig Ghru, a hiking route that I like the look of that is too long for me to do there and back. I'll walk out however far I want to go and then magically teleport back to the start
Visit my friend as easy return from japan seem unlikely with one way teleport.
I'll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.
I think I left my pen there.
My mom lives three large states away and has Alzheimer's but is still able to recognize people. She's well cared for, but I'm sole caregiver for my bedbound family member. I'm reconciled to the fact I cannot travel to visit her, but if I could go for just half an hour, I would.
Edit: oh, one way only? Nvm.
I guess to work. It takes me 2 days of travelling to get to work and I have to be there. Assuming I can't return via teleporting from the moon or whatever. Just save myself a days travel
Without a return trip I'd just use it to go to work and spare myself the commute. I'd sleep in that day.
I need to be at work for the next few days so I would use it to teleport to work instead of taking the train.
The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.
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Can I teleport myself into Voyager I? I'd like to see what's out there as I go...
Teleport to Vatican the moment a mass happen right in front of the pope. Then claim to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.
I'd like to visit the center of the sun.
A snowy, ruralish place in Canada that I love a lot, which may or may not be my home.