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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I stopped doomscrolling and let me tell you i feel really good.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just saying: The chronological timeline of communities you follow has an end.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's Lemmy, even the All feed has an end (and that end is usually porn).

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you think I doomscroll 👀

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've yet to see any porn in all feed. Is this a .world thing?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably! I think they just didn't defed from lemmynsfw or whatever it's called. They always appear around the double digits.

Used to also include furry porn but I think they defederated from that. Honestly I either ignore it or say "you go girl" and move on.

[–] knexcar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Whenever I get close to the end, posts start repeating but occasionally I still see new ones so it doesn’t feel like a “hard” line but more like Lemmy is glitchy. Maybe that’s why I never see porn.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Trust me. You don’t wanna go to the Lemmy end feed

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min. And I laugh a few times and learn a few things along the way.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] nanami@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Continue for at least one hour

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

It better be doordash

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

So you're at step 4.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I read this as 4am.

It did not help.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get your hour of crying in early

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

And still have a few leftover to doomscroll before work!:-P

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, that's the anxiety version!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's nice to have options 😉

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4am is peak (I-went-to-bed-hours-ago-)sleeping hour!!

Finally brainhole things quiet down.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Username does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don't want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there's that!)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Listen, it's hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.

I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.

Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you...

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I despise doordash or any of those services... thankfully, I am not that lazy to the point that I won't even order pizza for delivery, I will go pick it up. My wife, on the other hand, thinks whenever I am not around (go out with friends or some event), it's a free for all, and I will see like a $80 dollar charge for something stupid that probably would have been like $20 if she went to get it. Nothing drives me more nuts than this waste of money we don't even have...

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

My local pizza places have actually started using DoorDash as their delivery drivers and it has me going and picking it up instead

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need to talk to your wife, better yet, you guys should be signing up for some cooking classes, it's a fun and unlimited ROI skill as you will have to eat until you dir.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not necessarily, I could stop eating until I die.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm depressed and suppressing my bad feelings" starterpack

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Replace insta with Lemmy and I'm livin' the life

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

You can optimise further by doom-scrolling for another hour while you cry. Multitasking increases productivity and let's you waste twice as much time in half the time so you can waste even more time.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well, not "insta", I don't want to know things about people (nor support megacorps), ... but yeah.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

I’m pretty good at almost all of these nowadays but it took me a lot longer to achieve that level of skill

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

How bout fuck insta.

How bout that.

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