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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sue me - change me into Susan

I guess.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This joke is a pretty good punchline but you would need more setup. Mom working at a sex change clinic is a good start but you need a reason to make the pun make sense in both senses.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Expert ones, no less.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Was it called Expert Sex Change?