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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

At my house we only got about 25 trick or treaters last night. It rained like hell, so I lavished candy on the kids stalwart enough to brave it. One kid's costume and candy bag were so soaked my wife gave him an empty plastic bag to use. Tonight it's bone dry out there. Fucking nature.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is pretty funny. FIY a few years ago somebody did a thorough search and found no credible reports of razor blades in Halloween candy - like, ever. This was a popular myth when I was a kid. But apparently more recently there have been a few actual instances of this kind of thing and also poison. People... what a bunch of bastards.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have something off a collection

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Wasn't expecting the dark eco one lmao

[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

omg haha theyre great xD

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Du bist nicht du, wenn du hungrig bist.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Bwahahahahaha

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Wait. Mar-A-Lago has full size Snickers?!