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[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Big mama…

πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Why did i read that whole card in Elvis' voice

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Came to say this.

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

sicu...
pot of cum...
big mama...
large and sweet...
$4.50...
wa?

It has everything, even 911, if there is an emergency after big mama.

And if you read Texas health and safety code chapter 826 it's RABIES. Coincidence? I think not.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 34 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I play POT OF CUM AND DRAW TWO MORE ...

Ewww.

It's large & sweet

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

That card is banned.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Gonna need at least 10 minutes in between though

[–] hark@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Pot of greed's coomer cousin.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Only $4.50?

That's a steal!

[–] batdad90@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say the cum at my market is $5.75. Regardless, it’s way more expensive than pre-Covid pricing. I miss the β€œ2 for $5” special at the Kum and Go. Grab that and a soda and I was set. πŸ‘πŸ»

I remember when soda was included

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

You spelled grift wrong.

πŸ˜‚

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What's with the random mspaint red line on the leaf on the right side of the image?

Uselessredline

Maybe they were about to draw a circle and figured it's useless before it was done.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's ok, you can say "cum" on the internet.

Or did you mean one of the following?

aum
bum
dum
gum
hum
lum
mum
rum
sum
tum

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah I meant *um

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nope. It falls into the same category as milk or eggs.

Now if you're vegan for ethical reasons because you object to the exploitation of animals, you might make an exception on the grounds that cum is usually very enthusiastically given, but then again free range dairy cows are always very enthusiastic about milking time too, so you'll have to be a bit more nuanced than that and include informed consent or something.

Glad we could talk.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but the difference is that dairy cows are bred specifically to make milk thus exploitation. Since the cum and jokes farms on Mars don't exist yet, cum is harvested from free ranging humans. If a free ranging deer came to you and asked you to milk it, that wouldn't be exploitation (unless the entire species had some sort of urge for doing that - see servant species in sci fi - just because they want to be slaves and serve, doesn't mean you're not a slaver for obliging).

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you're suggesting that we breed humans to maximize cum output? I'm not complaining, just clarifying.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a South Park reference - they had an episode about Musk and SpaceX more than seven years ago. Cartman has visions of a utopia on Mars. He then realizes that he only sees women colonists. Then he finds enslaved men underground, enslaved by women, because they deemed them useless. The only reasons they were kept alive is to harvest cum and to write jokes. Because women aren't funny.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

So no cum-based eugenics?

Now I'm disappointed.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

id always heard them big ones was squirters

Sloppers, actually

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Maybe for a cream pie?