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[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 155 points 2 months ago (9 children)

lol, definitely missed some important context.

I guess it thought OOP meant “clean” as in how do you dress the bird before you cook it. (As in: “clean a fish” means to filet a fish and prep it for cooking.)

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Well obviously not for fish. Sounds like someone's never bought fresh pigeons from the grocery store, smh.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's actually illegal to cut those off.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yea, it voids the warranty. So when you get poisoned after eating it without label, you won't be able to get a refund.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: Mother Nature recalls over 1000 lbs of tuna

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nobody ask it how to dress a baby

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[–] huginn@feddit.it 10 points 2 months ago

Even then those are bad cleaning instructions...

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (23 children)

and yet the crypto/AI bros swear that the second coming of AI Christ is here.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just a few more billion dollars .

We’re so close!

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

"1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man."

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a perfectly logical answer to a hunter.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

This guy still thinks birds are real.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

The bad hunter who misses all the shots and buys the fowl in the market

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You don't want those wildlife conservationists trackimg things back to you later on.

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[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Got this result today

Thanks Google

Mind you, today is the 18th. So, thanks a ton

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Technically, it's not wrong.

It's also not helpful, but it's not wrong.

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[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not actually wrong, but it certainly didn't answer the actual question.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to build a bunch of cyborgs, who follow orders exclusively via googleAI.

I figure once I release about 4 billion of them into the world, either google stops doing evil shit, or they do REALLY evil shit. We shall see what happens....

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you asked me to clean a bird, this is exactly what I would think of. Though usually it involves removing lead shot, not labels.

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I think it took note of it being about rescue pigeons and assumed they would have a tag on them and then gave cooking directions for them

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

That is the culinary answer for the question.

[–] Stomata@buddyverse.one 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it telling steps to cook it

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, you have to clean it first.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Fun time to remind everyone that pigeons aren't native to the Americas, and were brought over originally by the French primarily as a food source (although also as messengers; carrier pigeons).

"Squab" on a menu is pigeon.

[–] AlexDrago@ani.social 18 points 2 months ago

Pigeons are drones (confirmed)

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Pigeon = edible bird

Cleaning a bird > preparing a bird after killing it (hunting term)

AI figured the "rescued" part was either a mistake or that the person wanted to eat a bird they rescued

If you make a research for "how to clean a dirty bird" you give it better context and it comes up with a better reply

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

The context is clear to a human. If an LLM is giving advice to everybody who asks a question in Google, it needs to do a much better job at giving responses.

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[–] HighlyRegardedArtist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Or, hear me out, there was NO figuring of any kind, just some magic LLM autocomplete bullshit. How hard is this to understand?

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

"You're holding it wrong"

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean, if they were actually "clean" and had a healthy diet compared to what they eat in urban areas, they could make an awesome protein source for the budget minded.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not they could. They do. You can buy squab in restaurants. Maybe stores but none I've seen.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Though, you wouldn't want to eat one you "recovered" from an urban area that's had an unknown diet, due to all the toxins it may have accumulated in its body.

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. They need to pull the plug on this shit and stop beta testing misinformation.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"snap to join" Ah, now it makes sense.

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