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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mine is "It hertz when IP"

[–] TheTACOCATehT@lemm.ee 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

Well, not a few minutes ago.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Mine was once virus.exe.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Another good one would have been "The Promised LAN".

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Takes 40 years for the captive portal to load

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That's brilliant!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 20 points 11 months ago

Mine is "Retrying in 2s..." I used to have a separate 5GHz one named "Retrying in 5s..." too.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anyone else thinking of VeggieTales after this?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Oh where, is my hairbrush?

[–] jayknight@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Sounds sticky!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My Roku's named "the lamestream media"

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago

I named my Jellyfin media server Cedric.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Marvelous!!

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to have mine as Win32.Trojan.Backdoor.Mobi

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Hahahahahahaha.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mine used to be "Router, i hardly knew her!" Now its "Router 66" and "Router65g"

Edit: Just wanted to add to this. Router 66 is a reference to route 66 in america which is a very old highway that spans 2400 miles and it is the name of my 2.4g SSID (see what i did there). I think rhe 65g is fairly self explanatory.

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