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[-] King4408@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago

Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Awww no luv for my girl tubgirl?

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I had forgotten about that one damn it

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[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Yeah, without any frame of reference, it's just a random, useless number.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something

"FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries"

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Techranger@infosec.pub 9 points 9 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Surely it would be less redundant to just say 'hackers'

[-] Carlo@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago
[-] serial_crusher@lemmy.basedcount.com 43 points 9 months ago
[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

[-] Exec@pawb.social 9 points 9 months ago
[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 9 months ago

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 29 points 9 months ago

Based and furpilled

[-] Zimmy@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

Can the gay furries get the alien files next?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Wasn't that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy's job?

[-] mPony@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

THEY HAD ONE JOB

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

the group says it's gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district

As a South African, that's not much of an accomplishment

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?

[-] avater@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers...that's crossing the line.

[-] pinkwerdo@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago
[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Yes that is quite the headline for sure.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[-] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

gay bad please like if you cri evrytim

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[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

You mean the bettest timeline, right?

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

I meant what I said.

[-] NecoArcKbinAccount@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Can we start a Legion of Gay Fury Hackers (₲ay͎₣ur)

[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

3,000 black files of NATO

[-] CaffeinatedOne@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Guy looks like Harrison Ford’s accountant brother.

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