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Is this even satire? It's just using the Simpsons to illustrate current events.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 176 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never occurred to me that Ned Flanders would have sheltered Anne Frank, but it tracks.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 154 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Flanders is a devout Christian, but one that actually follows the teachings so he takes the love thy neighbour part seriously.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is what I hate about religion. In concept it sounds great. A bunch of rules for how to live as a good person. Sounds great right?

Well the first rule of christianity is "Thou shalt not kill".

And then you realize that the leading cause of murder on earth throughout all of history is........religious wars.

And it's all downhill from there from a hyprcritical standpoint. Religion is used more as a tool to justify ones shitty behavior, rather than a guide to prevent it.

The only good christian I know of, is Ned Flanders, and he's not a real person!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fred Rogers was a great Christian.

Last I checked so is Weird Al Yankovic.

It's a pity they're so rare, but they really are.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

Fred Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Forgot he was christian. I always just thought of him as a great person.

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 2 days ago

The first rule of Christianity is, "I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

There is no probation against killing in general in Christianity, only murder, which makes an appearance as the 5th commandment. Murder being unlawful and/or unjustified killing, so clearly wartime killing is a-okay in Christianity.

Now, you could argue that "love thy neighbor as thyself" might implicitly forbid killing, but if you start looking to Christianity for morality or even simple consistency you're going to have a bad time.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 days ago

But what if they are gay or worship other gods than us?

spoiler

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 187 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She's countering our truth-like lies with fake-sounding truth!

This is gold. I might have to steal it slightly.

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Feels like a classic Simpson's quip, author really nailed their comedy style.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Rueben Bolling's comics are nearly always just as on-point as this. Well worth following.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shes countering our truth-like lies with fake-sounding truth! Get her!

Lmao

I could see that line actually being in the Simpsons.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

Nice touch that Trump has to keep notes of the complicated words.

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I never realized until now why they use the "45" so much. Just move one of the black bars and it's a fucking swastika... And Haitians are really a stand-in for black people.

The real problem is that we allowed the plutocrats to control both the news and social media and the government. Basically the US doesn't have a free press any more but a quasi-government controlled oligarch media. As long as these neoliberal policies continue the degradation of institutions and politics continues.

Something drastic would need to happen to purge this incredibly power imbalance from the captured state. A kind of reformation or practically a coup.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 24 points 2 days ago

Not sure how this is a shitpost.

This is dead on. Tomthedancingbug, awesome again (as almost always).

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of dark but idk why, the last column with Ned did it for me.

Cause at the end of the day, those people would still exist even in an insane world.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Well, not "kind" of dark, but really dark. I mean, the cartoon couldn't be more direct in comparing the "haitian Simpsons" to the jews and other racial minorities in Nazi Germany, with the last panel being a page from the life of Anne Frank.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The centre image is sheer magnificent genius.

[–] youRFate@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Using 45 as a swastika is well done.

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Agreed, very well done.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me seeing the swastika in the preview image:

"Welp......guess I gotta wait for nobody to be around me before I look at THAT!!!!"

Me after seeing it:

"Glad I waited until I was alone."

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's not even a swastika it's a 45. It just really feels like it's a swastika when you see the fanta fascist.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

............wow. If you hadn't pointed that out, I would have never even noticed that detail. My brain just saw that as a swastica.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 days ago
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A BIG STRONG GUY WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES ASKED FOR A BUCKET OF BLOOD!

explanationdescription of this comic

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok fine but WHERE IS THEIR CAT?!?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

They’re currently between Snowball II and Snowball V.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

That's almost too real

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Haven't watched the simpsons in a while.....did they do this?

checks notes

Oh. Well then. This may be a rare case where the simpsons DIDN'T do it. Real life did it first.

[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)
  • Does anybody think this kind of normalization and absolute insanity currently going around in the USA is from psyops?
  • Is every civilization destined to fall?
  • Has democracy shown that it does not work on such a big scale?
  • Is the internet the reason for all the disconnect we are experiencing?

I'm starting to have these thoughts more and more.

Even the ancient Greeks has visions how democracy collapses in to a fascist Oligarchy when money and politics are intertwined.

It's a bit sad that we are globally making that happen word for word.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  • Yep, but not the gov, from right-wing extremist groups funded by billionaires
  • Yes
  • It does work, but it shows how fragile it is to a few rotten apples
  • The internet? No. Circa 2005 it was a wonderful place for nerds to exchange ideas and foster small communities and groups. Social media gameified this, turned quiet discussion into a public stage where the aim is to win an argument by votes, and not to foment ideas through the freeform exchange of discussion. Polarisation was a metric they maximised because it kept engagement high for ad revenue.
[–] brey1013@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago

America: famously the only democratic nation on earth.

[–] Lowered_lifted@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Haitians put the Spring in Springfield tbh

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Good at heart but easily twisted.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Have a dog instead

[–] _____@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Put it all in don't have a cow

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for that. Love that man.