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[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 57 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I'm the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

They mostly are.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Fellow dyslexic ٩( ☉ o⚆)

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 45 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 hours ago

To Dr. Iver Mectin

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women

✅👌 On instagram

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago
[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 134 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That is a rough looking 40.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 hours ago

That's the Fart Monster 2k.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 58 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 150 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

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[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 71 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.

These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.

[–] Sirence@feddit.org 1 points 14 minutes ago

I can't find where she called them creeps but I think her issue is that they are married.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I dont think they generally deny what you are saying

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 27 points 7 hours ago

Hey bro physicists beat off too.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 78 points 9 hours ago (9 children)

Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 43 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I may need to watch this show.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Highly recommend it, Tina Fey is an icon. Just beware that you'll be quoting her character more often than you'll notice yourself.

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[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You may not be an old dude, but it sure seems like you already hit the wall.

Friend of mine's father, who was seventy at the time, got hit on by an older lady at the grocery store.

Lamenting that he didn't follow it up with her, "she was eighty, but a young eighty, if you know what I mean"

Wall? Gtfo, dumbass

I think you may have misunderstood.

If you're a 22yo "influencer" and your target market is people who follow 22yo influencers then it will be difficult to generate engagement when you're 27.

That doesn't seem that controversial to me, and I don't see how octogenarians getting laid at the supermarket is relevant?

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[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 105 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

Did that work?

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