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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago

If I told my boss I have concepts of a plan during an important call with clients, I'd be fired. The fact he said this thinking it would absolve him of having to actually outline actual policy shows how empty the campaign is on anything of substance.

I have great hopes for this meme and hope it is as influential as "binders of women" in showing the absurd thinking behind the most important job in the world.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey this solution seems to work but it's not perfect; I don't know how we can improve it, and nothing to replace it with, but let's take it down asap.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dishwasher started leaking so I lit it on fire.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yup! Lost the house but I’m batting 1.000 for dishwasher problem solving.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Also, it’s all your fault!

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 11 points 1 week ago

We have real good people working on it. The biggest they are Giants. No dwarfs allowed.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I have concepts of a plan" sounds like something from a quippy action movie.

Edit: Guardians of the Galaxy had it already lmao.

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That book has far too many pages. Recommend a new book template.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Liberals eat people's dog tho. If you vote for Harris she will eat your dog. Checkmate /s

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m a childless cat lady, so that’s fine by me

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Cats are in danger too, but don't worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago

So you breed these cats as food? Do you take the fur off first?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A politician shouldn't be using the same lines I use when people ask if I know what I'm doing.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Now you have a visual interpretation of the concept of a plan.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You know what you really need?
A committee to study the feasibility of a committee!