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[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the other hand

Ignorance is bliss

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bliss for the ignorant
Absolute hell for everyone else they're connected to

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

not always, i'm currently ignorant of the world news, i made the choice to become ignorant becuase my own head is making me sad enough, and i do not need the aid of 20 daily articles about mass killings of babies, oppressing minorities, or whatever bullshit the US is up to this week

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

Siddhartha Gautama would agree.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, I recently lost, like, 50% of my credibility as an intellectual as I stopped smoking. So I guess I am now somewhere in between both ends.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I recently lost, like, 50% of my credibility as an intellectual as I stopped smoking.

Hey, congrats!

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks, it did trigger a bit of a depressive phase, which I sort of expected, but I managed to get through that one.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm very proud of you, it is so fuckin' hard, and you did it :)

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You still drink black coffee though, right?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are more advanced levels where you replace the cigarettes with alcohol, then the alcohol with cigarettes again, then the cigarettes with regret, and finally you quit the regret cold turkey, and all that's left is the bitterness of the coffee to match your soul.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it's the hierba buena instead?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, well I gave up cigarettes and still drink coffee black so just wondering

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

True, the cancer opened my inner eye and my throat!

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Found the Constantine fan.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Advanced, except I don't smoke tobacco.

[–] Live_Let_Live@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

You smoke coffe?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I feel like there's a bunch of parallel narratives to be unwoven here, and I'm hearing many of them at the same time.
My compliments to the meme chef.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

I like coffee. It makes me feel good:-).

Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you've come from a long line of advanced users?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I started at advanced, I was born hating everything and scowling at imbeciles who didn't think about the world. I am trying slowly to get back down to "beginner." It's been difficult.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds to me like you have serious problems with addiction but instead of doing something about it you’re seeking validation via internet points and telling yourself that your addiction somehow makes you better and smarter than other people?

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

The [hi]story of my life in a single pic. (My tarot deck is even the same as the one in the pic, a Rider-Waite.)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Don't need no lung cancer for that tho.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Ergo Balkan people are spiritual gurus because that's their breakfast.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm at level where i mix cocktails for IV systems and jack it straight to my system

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Bro this is a post by The Most Gracious?