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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bruhduh@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you look into the middle, there already seems to be something there.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's what the J. stands for.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I think this is his child. You know how, like, how his running mate has a thing for his own daughter? Ol’ JD has a thing for his uncomfortable chair youngin.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see where ASUS got their gaming router design inspiration from

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand where this gaming aesthetic originates from. But it's its own, consistent, distinct style.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago

It looks how we told ourselves the future would look in games like Quake, Halo, and Half Life

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Put it on the wall, it will distract the other spiders living in your moms basement.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago

Biblically accurate

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know spiders got that big in Canada

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

"What kind of chair do you want?"

"Just whatever makes sense"

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Just a joctopus jussy.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Well that's horrifying.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

So the prophecy is fulfilled

[–] Linnce@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I miss Jenna

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Crotch jhair

[–] sag@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Someone defeated a well dressed floormaster

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

these giant mfs in elden ring :l

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, one of the new sorceries

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh I've got it! Just what I needed

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I bet there's always some spare change in the pockets.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Weirdly compelled to construct and then climb into the joctopussy jair. Is this what being driven mad into an Old One cult feels like?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

So what if you put pants on a facehugger? Asked no-one!